Zak Dadger
Google
Ok. I'm going to level with you here. I was a little disappointed there were no sharks. Call me naive, but with a name like "Shark Cuts" I sincerely was expecting there to be sharks cutting hair. Shark barbers, or Sharkbers if you will.
However, there were no sharks. No Sharkbers. Just a bunch of young hip lookin dudes with cool haircuts. Well, I'm already here, so I stifled my disappointment and sat down in the chair.
With very minimal instruction, basically "Um... Short on the sides and a little off the top?" My guy did an amazing job. I look fantastic, my wife agrees. Someone even did the roll down your window motion while I was driving home, and told me how cool I looked.
I said "Hey! Thanks man! I went to Shark Cuts!"
He was like "What?! You got that awesome hairdo from A SHARK?!?!"
"Oh. Yea. No man no there's no sharks. Just some seriously talented dudes"
He said "Yea, I guess that makes sense. How would they even hold the scissors?"
"Well, I assumed with their teeth? Maybe?"
He was like "Oh wow that would NOT be sanitary"
"Heh. Yea that's true. Well, it was nice talking to you, but the lights been green for like a full minute and ...oh it's red again"
"Wow people behind us sure are mad"
"Haha yea well they're probably just jealous, because I'm gonna get my hair cut by a shark! Aaaaaaay!!"
"Aaaaaaaaay!!"
And we kept that up until the light turned green and he took a left, I went straight.
Sorry what was I saying?
Ah yea the haircut place
10/10
I'm going there from now on
I wonder if they'll wear fins if I ask...