Erin N.
Yelp
This is by no means a 5-star hotel. Stayed here for 2 nights as part of my honeymoon before departing for Tokyo. We wanted to stay in LA first to break up all that travel. After the stay, but ESPECIALLY after the customer service we experienced in Japan, I wish we had never stayed here.
I'll start with the fact that they try and nickel and dime you for EV-ER-Y-THING. I had a bad feeling about the Shore Hotel when we called to request an early check-in, and they said sure, for a fee of $75.
We booked our room on booking. com, so we were unaware that we chose a "room without amenities." Amenities meaning for one, wi-fi. LOL!!!! In this day and age, when everyone has data plans, WHAT in the world is going on with charging guests for wi-fi? We mainly just wanted it so we could project our ipad to the TV and watch something other than cable at night, but when we inquired, the front desk staff told us it would be $15/day PER device. Hilarious! Even Venice Beach had free wifi. On the beach.
The fridge was labeled "not for food," and all the drinks in there were not even slightly chilled. Elevator next to our room did not go to the lobby. When we pressed floor 1, we went to the first floor but then ended up in a maze, and when we asked, they told us that the elevator doesn't go to the lobby because we got a "room without amenities." hehe It continues.
The parking was $20/night if you just store your car and don't take it out. It was $45/night if you use your car. So we rented a car, then we were trying not to use it at all so we didn't have to pay even more. Just so ridiculous.
I spent 10 minutes taking the coldest shower of my life because it was not intuitive figuring out how to get hot water. I eventually figured it out, but by that time my shower was over and I was shivering. The shower also had someone else's hair in it when we arrived. blek.
The bathroom wall was made only of glass. So when we arrived, from the beds, you had a full view of the shower and toilet!!! Eventually, my husband found a button that made an electronic screen go down so that you didn't have to watch someone else use the bathroom!! What in the world??? Did they run out of money to build a real wall?
I liked that we had an outdoor little balcony, but it was made gross by a cigarette holder filled with cigarette butts and rainwater.
We attempted the outdoor hot tub, but it was evident that it hadn't been cleaned in quite some time by all the white foam. (Look up what the white foam in hot tubs is - you'll never forget after you know.)
Finally, on our reservation, I wrote that it was our honeymoon, and we'd love some non-alcoholic bubbly. Well, we checked in and nothing was in the room. That was fine - I figured if we had to pay for wifi, we wouldn't be getting anything. Our money, passports, iPads, were strewn about and we went downstairs for 10 minutes (add on 10 for the time it took to figure out the elevator). When we came back, there was a bottle of alcoholic champagne with a note that hadn't been there before. I was a little weirded out that someone just went into our room with all of our valuables laying around. When I spoke with the front desk, I told them we appreciated the gesture, but we requested non-alcoholic and we were uncomfortable with someone in our room unexpectedly.
The front desk guy said that's because we didn't press the "privacy button," which he said in a manner like I should know what that is or as if all hotels have this. I told him I had no idea what that was. He explained there's a button that you have to press so that staff doesn't walk into your room. I said, oh ok, I've never in all my years experienced that at a hotel, just the privacy signs for the door handle. He said, "We've done away with those." LOLOLOL All I have to say about that is - if you are going to create a system that is different from the entire WORLD - then explain it when guests arrive!!!
Then he said he could send up a NA bottle, but we'd have to go back up to our rooms. We replied that it took us 20 minutes to get downstairs, so we wouldn't be going back up now. We were getting dinner and we could get it on our way back in. When we arrived back, we picked up the bottle, which needed a bottle opener. We requested to borrow one, and another guy at the desk said, "Wellll......as lonnngggg as we get it bacccck...." as if we were little kids who wanted to steal his shit.
The only - and I mean only - saving grace for this place is Adriano. He was so kind, tried to make our stay better when we voiced our displeasure, and gave us the bikes to use on Venice Beach. When we wanted to keep the bikes longer, we called him and he said no problem.
What a disappointing start to my honeymoon, a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Luckily, the Japanese more than made up for it in ways the Shore Hotel would never imagine in their wildest boardroom meeting dreams.