Keith R.
Yelp
How can you not love Showboat Saloon? Well if you have a severe peanut allergy, don't even attempt to come in here, unless you have 5 epi-pens. This is one of those great institutions where you can shell your own peanuts and throw them all over the place as if you were in the Wild West! It's fun to be messy, isn't it?
+ points for the lobster game. Yup, you can pay $2 for the chance to grab a lobster out of the tank by reaching into the water with a claw that you control using a joystick. Once I saw a guy pull a lobster out, that was holding onto.....THATS RIGHT! Another lobster! Lucky bastard. If you grab a lobster, the kitchen will cook that bad boy for you for FREE!
Showboat also attracts bachelorette parties, which is fun because inevitably, the bride-to-be is usually the most prim and proper lady in the group, while her friends are all getting s*it-faced and sloppy time about it.
Bridesmaid says to me, slurring her speech "What does a girl have to do around here to get a shot?
Keith says, "You have to shoot some Jamo."
Bridesmaid stares at me, mouth agape, then turns around to attack her next victim, slurringly, "What does a girl have to do around here........"
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Another great thing about Showboat is of course, the Jameson shot special. Me, my wife, and all our friends(with the exception of a few) love to drink the Jameson. Pre-drank at the campsite and walked here, and drank some more. The night ended badly....our female companions all stormed off into the night to go back to our site, the men stayed and continued to increase our blood alcohol content so that we could sit around the campfire and argue about whether one long sleeved shirt or 7 t-shirts would keep you warmer in the winter, and to have one handed egg cracking and flipping contests.....or was that a different day?
PS: They show the fights here if you're into that. I am, it's okay for you to be into that too. Biter.