Devlin W.
Yelp
Whew, where do I start?! This place should be lucky to get 1 star from me. Simone on Sunset has been on my list for it's whimsical patio appearance but that changed at a whim! For starters, the patio could use some sprucing: rusted furniture, creaky awnings, unstable tables & chairs rocking back and forth; it looked like a decorated trailer park. Also, fighting squirrels, the restaurant tends to feed. Two squirrels started tussling on the patio, when staff was notified, the waitress casually stated, "Oh, that's just Simone. " And proceeds to bring a plate of mix nuts to feed her. No wonder the squirrels are tussling! Why are you feeding the squirrels, let alone on the patio furniture, where guests are served, using plates that guests use. At least do it in the back and use a dog bowl or something. We proceeded to order two drinks & shrimp for the both of us (which was misspelled on the menu, by the way). After receiving the drinks, and waiting patiently for our food, the waitress informed us that the gas went out & it'd be 15 mins before the issue was to be fixed. She offered a free appetizer or drink. We took another drink since it was the best thing this place had to offer. Time went by, and she reassured the gas had been fixed and the shrimp would be out in 5 mins ....15 mins later, still no shrimp. By this time, the gas man is still there, and another waitress told us they thought the issue was fixed, but it's not. Before she could finish her sentence, the other waitress came behind her to confirm, yet again, the gas was fixed and the shrimp would be out in 5 mins...20 mins, still no shrimp. After two drinks & a water, I needed a restroom break. Of course, not the cleanest restroom & no paper towels/anything to dry your hands. As I was taking my seat, my guest & I noticed a to go order walk pass us. How does the to go order get their food before us and we've been here since they've opened at 4pm?! 10-15 more minutes, we're STILL waiting on shrimp. When asked about the food, the waitress said it was being plated. The shrimp breading had absolutely no seasoning, I literally peeled it off just to get to the shrimp. The dipping sauce didn't help, again no season or flavor to add to the shrimp. We waited all this time for this?! Keep in mind, this is a Monday. At most, probably 4-5 ppl in this entire establishment. Hella empty. This should've been a free ticket for the inconvenience & time wasted. I even apologized to my friend for bringing her to Simone on Sunset because it was such a disappointment & embarrassment. Reservations at 4:00pm, left at 7:15pm...for 2 drinks & some shrimp! Let me guess, the shrimp was made from scratch Never again! After reading this review, hopefully you can make the best decision, however, I certainly won't return.