Umar R.
Yelp
"there is nothing to do in Fresno !!!" or "fresno is so boring!!" is the routine grumble anyone would hear from Fresno Haters, and that remains for both out of towner's and also some of its unforgiving residence. Now here is an idea, why not take one weekend and visit the bee's knees of Fresno like the Simonian Farms
....because you might stop and think, 'Hey' Fresno isn't too bad and "oh" there's actually something to do here that's really cute for that Instagram post for you to share with your friends and make them want to be here, also experience that blast from the past circa historic authentic old feeling, and not to mention a great place to shop for fresh artisanal farm goods from the central valley.
The Simonian Farms, is an intermix of a farmers market, a historic museum and a Fresno agriculture monument. Its a dyad of a huge red air-conditioned barnyard that exhibits the cute past of the circa age or the 1920's and 30's and also there is a little framers market that sells, fruits, nuts, wines, cheese, onions, honey, milk, chocolate, gifts.
The barnyard transports you from the year 2015 and puts you to the good old times in the 1800's- 1900's when big corporations like coke just started on their training wheels, and gas pumps looks like something from an alien ship. Simonian even exhibits an old car in this well exhibited barnyard, and plenty of neon lighted signs. This place is pervaded with memorabilia from the past, and evoke the unique experience of the good old age that we all wish to relive. You could gran some ice cream here, and also score an old time soda at the Simonian. The smell of popcorn permeates the entire barnyard, giving this place such an authentic movie feel. The best part of all, the popcorn is FREE !
The Framers market is stupendous, its not the run-of-the-mill farmers market that you get from everywhere in California. Because all the produce here is made and grown within 5-10 miles of the Simonian farms; best part everything is affordable. I got a honey comb tub for only $13.99 collected from a local bee grower in Sanger. These babies normally are priced $15-$30. Plus the framers market is the most beautiful decorated farmers market I have ever seen, lines of classical style bicycles dangle from the 15 foot ceilings, while told rain track's run across your head, making it feel like a kids store almost. Then there is the FREE sampling of their produce. Everything for the pantry at home fresh from the farms is sold right here.
Simonian is also a unique place to get a gift that is made from the central valley for friends and family from other places or even in the valley, on account of the products being labeled unique to the valley. Its the perfect souvenir store for those visiting, also perfect gift store for those looking to gift on xmas, birthdays and weddings.
This place is also perfect for an event venue, like weddings, parties and corporate events. Because they do rent out their beautiful rustic space.
Im just amazed with this place, and if people "still" can say there is nothing to do and look in Fresno, i guess I should just sing haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate , I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake shake it off, I shake it off.