Jason V.
Yelp
Updated review!:
After our last visit together, my wife and I decided that Skamania Lodge would be an awesome place to spend our one year anniversary. We booked a room, and a couple activities (zip lining and axe throwing), and looked forward to an adventure-filled weekend together. When it finally arrived, we were ready!
This place has a lot going for it, but as is often the case with destination or resort hotels, it's going to cost you a bit. We knew this going into it, but for the sake of clarity, it may be useful to know what you're getting into. Our fireplace-equipped room on the second floor for one night was around $230 with taxes, and tacking on the cost of zip lining and axe throwing for two people (~$220 and ~$90, respectively) brought it to nearly $500 for the weekend, without including meals. If that's within your budget, you're in for a good time!
We arrived around 3pm on Sunday night, and checked in quickly. The front desk staff was friendly and informative, and helped answer our questions concerning where to go for various events and hotel features. Our zipline event was at 4pm, so we dropped off our luggage, freshened up, and headed over to the conference center to meet up with our guides. For more information on the zip lining, see my review here: https://www.yelp.com/biz/skamania-lodge-zip-line-tour-stevenson
After zip-lining, we had made dinner reservations at a different restaurant (the one where we first met!), so we left the hotel and didn't return until much later. The pool, hot tubs and spa were closed by then, so we were unable to partake in using its facilities. Maybe next time. Our bed was comfy and spacious, although we spent the night several hours sitting on the floor in front of the fireplace, talking and watching TV, before we retired.
The next day, we woke up late to the sound of hammering and pounding outside our window. Turns out that the entire hotel is undergoing renovations during business hours, Monday thru Friday, which was mentioned on a flyer on the desk in our room, but we had not seen it, so it was a bit of a surprise to see a construction worker in a crane hovering outside our window. I feel the front desk staff should have mentioned this, since our overnight stay was Sun-Mon. We'd ordered room service from the in-house catering service, Green Apron (https://www.yelp.com/biz/green-apron-stevenson), which was really great, and priced reasonably, in our opinion, but the obnoxious construction noises detracted somewhat from our otherwise peaceful morning.
We'd booked an axe throwing class for later in the day, so we went for a walk through the grounds on various trails, down to the river, had a Bloody Mary at the River Rock restaurant (too much horseradish for my taste!), and then headed to our class. I should mention that when I tried to book the axe throwing class, I'd found that all of the timeslots were full for our weekend, but a call to the front desk got us transferred to the instructor, Shayne, who stayed behind and taught a private class for just the two of us! **Big props to Shayne** for being thoughtful, knowledgeable and fun to hang out with. Additional review details of the axe throwing class can be found here (https://www.yelp.com/biz/skamania-lodge-zip-line-tour-stevenson).
Overall, we had a wonderful time here at Skamania Lodge, and we will definitely return in the future. There are a few nitpicky things mentioned above that could be addressed (better hours for the pool/hot tubs, communication about the construction, cocktails are overpriced for the size, too much horseradish in the Bloody Mary, etc), as well as a few other minor concerns (i.e. the bath/shower water, when dialed all the way up, is so hot as to be *actually dangerous*), but most don't merit a mention.
Skamania Lodge is an excellent choice for adventure-seekers, nature lovers, couples in search of a romantic getaway, and families looking for an escape from the drudgery of city or suburban life. With as much going on here, there really is something for everyone. Just be sure to bring your wallet and credit cards. You're gonna need 'em!