Josh K.
Yelp
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.. Brooklyn Center is a desolate wasteland for restaurants. Then, this local place pops up not too long ago. I've been hesitant to try it simply because of the point above. But, finally got around to it this weekend.
First and foremost, the menu presentation sucks. There is no detail at all on what you're getting. You order a sandwich - you have no idea what you're getting with it. It could be served with dog shit or cat piss on it, you'd never know. Which leads to my next point for those saying to themselves "ask the person taking your order." Yeah, you go ahead and try that. Rude, short, condescending and a flat out bitch that hated her job. Those aren't my words, but, the girlfriend's words. "Your order?" That's how it all started. You can imagine how much fun this was going to be! I didn't bother even asking what would come on the sandwich after listening to Ashley order her food. She ordered chicken strips and a cup for water, for what it's worth. She just got a glare for asking for a cup for water (and considering they're the cheap, small plastic kind you'd serve a small child with - clearly they have designated water cups) and never actually got a cup, as the glare turned to me. No ask of what I wanted or anything, just a glare from the screen.
Everything inside told me to say fuck it and leave... but... no. Have to try it despite this snarling soul crusher trying to wreck the fantastic day. I throw in a grilled chicken sandwich, sweet tater fries, and a cup for water as well. Then, her first word my way... "Cheese?" Uhhh yes please? I look at Ashley dumbfounded, and just say "Swiss?" Face goes back to the screen and is pecked. Then I really piss her off by ordering more food in the way of cheese curds. Queue big sigh. Then the item is entered. Pay, get a number, and go sit down.
Look how long this review is without even getting to the food. Yeah, don't bother people. Seriously.
Food... the chicken sandwich was a garbage dumpster of grease and ingredients (think Philly cheesesteak kind of ingredients). Chicken is essentially diced to hell, and smothered in grease, then thrown on to a bun. I literally couldn't taste anything but onions, peppers, and grease. It was an abomination of a sandwich. For those that know me, or have seen what and how much I've ate - I threw away half of this sandwich. My stomach couldn't handle the grease that was literally dripping out of this thing.
Cheese curds were terrible and served with no dipping sauce. Flavorless all around, and the only thing you got was a bit of salt from the batter.
Chicken strips were over battered and over fried. We actually left a full strip because neither of us wanted to try and choke down it down.
The only somewhat decent thing was the sweet tater fries.
I never thought I'd say this, but after putting myself through something like this.... go to Culvers across the street. Far better service, better quality of food and just a better value for your money.