Nadav P.
Yelp
A fine dining experience that is missing some of their marks.
Smashing Grapes is one of two fine dining restaurants located in the Merryweather area. True to their name, they boast a robust selection of wines as well as other drinks and an impressive cocktail variety. Their menu sports typical American cuisine: steaks, seafood, pizza, and pasta dishes.
The food I had was delicious. The Mediterranean Salad was fresh with plenty of topped meats and a light dressing. The Charred Octopus appetizer was bouncy and flavorful, though I think the pieces were too large, requiring me to cut through the chewy meats before I could comfortably put it into my mouth. The Veal Marsala had excellent handmade pasta noodles, but the meat itself was surprisingly tough for veal. I also tried the Avocado Chicken Tagliatelle, which was my favorite bite of the night, with a creamy avocado dressing on top of their fresh pasta and covered in juicy grilled chicken. Each dish had a wine recommendation which went excellent with the meal.
The biggest drawback of Smashing Grapes is the service. First, making a reservation with a human being is impossible. You either have to deal with their online 3rd party app or call their phone number and speak to an AI. I tried moving my reservation to a later time, but found it impossible using both options. Despite being fully booked, their were numerous empty unused tables during peak hours on a Saturday, and even then, service was slow as our server had to bounce from table to table non-stop. We weren't given bread like some of the other tables around us, and the server admitted to forgetting. Our food also took too long to get to us, which might explain why the veal was so tough, because it had been sitting in a warming light for too long. And when we were finally ready for the check, it took our server almost 20 minutes to deliver it to us.
Smashing Grapes might be in trouble if it cannot find more staff. Until they do, it's not worth spending premium money on a subpar dining experience.