Joshua D.
Yelp
Note: I accidentally included a word the mods didn't like and my old review got deleted, so I am reposting an edited version here. Despite today's date, note that this was several years ago around 2013:
Spent two nights here over a weekend to do some hiking and sightseeing. This is a nice getaway for D.C.-area folks, only about a two-hour drive. The cottages and other properties owned by this resort in the surrounding area look sort of creepy and run-down, so I recommend staying in the log cabins directly around the conference center. The grounds are beautiful and have a large field behind the cabins that meets up with the Potomac River. Most of the cabins have a small trout stream that runs behind them with back decks only inches from the water. It's a very nice, relaxing setting. The cabins have grills just off their spacious front porches, and many of them have fire pits.
The resort is conveniently located near plenty of opportunities for hiking, hunting and fishing. It's not far from Seneca Rocks, Dolly Sods or Spruce Knob. We spent the weekend hiking the Seneca Rocks trail, exploring the Smoke Hole Road wilderness and of course touring Smoke Hole Caverns, along with enjoying the peace and quiet of the area, taking in Petersburg, etc.
Eating in this area can be tricky unless you like fast food or country cookin'. Petersburg has McDonald's, Arby's, DQ, etc., and a couple country bars. There are a few more options in Moorefield, but that's another 12 miles back. The resort doesn't have a restaurant, although the gift shop down by the caverns sells wings, pizza, fudge and other gift shop food. Your best bet is probably bringing food with you to cook out or trying the restaurant in Seneca.
Overall, I like the area and the relaxing atmosphere better than the lodging of the resort itself and its pretty much nonexistent amenities. Here are some areas where I think they could really improve:
- Need to fix their mobile site and proofread web and print materials (This is just general business sense that would help them out... and being so close to D.C., I can't believe they aren't advertising or doing Groupon deals or something. The cabins were definitely not all full, but I think they could be if more people knew about it and they made some updates.)
- Cabins are serviced daily, but for some reason you have to take out your own trash and do your own dishes (no dishwasher, beware).
- Woodburning fire places mean you need to spent another $7 for a bundle of wood and firestarter from the gift shop. Still, was really nice to have.
- Despite there being a large conference center/office at the cabins, you have to drive two miles down the road to the caves/gift shop to check in.
- Checking in is a little scary, and I'm frankly shocked at how they handle it -- they leave the cabins unlocked with your key on the kitchen table. This means if anyone beats you there they could be waiting in the cabin, so come armed. This is convenient, however, during the checkout process, when you just leave the door unlocked with your key on the table and head out when you're ready. Also convenient for any squatters who want to use the bed before the cabin is serviced again. Just weird.
- The decor inside the cabins is very dated.
- There's no couch, just a small loveseat and another seat in the living space. The loveseat was stained by what I hope was coffee or something. The TV is probably 26" at most and an old standard definition in the corner. They do have some cable channels.
- Despite advertising free wifi, it doesn't reach out to some of the cabins, and it doesn't really work that well anyway. I think it's one DSL connection or something that must be shared across only one wireless access point. Brace yourself -- there is NO CELL SERVICE here, despite what they advertise. Sometimes when the clouds went away I could get one bar of 4G that MIGHT get a text or a tweet across.
- There was a spot in the bathroom floor that was soft from I presume the shower overflowing at some point and them not replacing the rotted area beneath.
- The bed is the absolute worst part. Flat pillows, and a creaky, lumpy, bed where you can feel every single spring jabbing you in the back. I bet it's the original mattress from when the place was built 30 years ago.
- There seemed to be three or four flies constantly in the cabin... not sure where they kept coming from. Luckily, they do equip you with a fly swatter (no lie).
It sounds like there's a lot of little inconveniences and issues with the lodging, and there are. But the staff is very nice, and there were plenty of good qualities too (like REALLY hot water and a good shower head). I don't think this place really deserves the title of "resort," but the setting is beautiful and absolutely perfect for a weekend away from the hustle of the city. Despite the fact that the cabins could use some major updates, this is probably your bet for staying in this area.