Scott C.
Yelp
Life is hard.
Sometimes, all you want to do is be alone and stuff your face.
Smoque Grill is my anti-depressant.
I sit in my red reading chair, pull the coffee table as close as I can towards me, place the burger down directly in front of me and rest the open fries on the arm of the chair. If I need an extra little pick-me-up, you might see some chicken pops resting alongside the burger.
Do not tell me that getting married or having your first child is "the best day of your life" until you have experienced this.
I prefer the chicken burgers to the beef burgers.The chicken burgers are my favourite takeaway chicken burgers. My recommendation is the Cajun Steak Chicken Burger for those who like a little spice. The beef burgers are fine, perhaps even great for takeaway, but not exceptional. They are sometimes just a little too greasy and lack that beefy goodness that you expect from a great beef burger. They are pretty damn filling, though.
All burgers can be served in either a brioche or soft flour bun.
The majority of the meals from Smoque come in four different options: Single, Regular, Large and XL. If you're not a big eater, the single is plenty. If you're feeling pretty hungry, a regular will more than satisfy your hunger. If you need help sleeping, go for a large. If you want to put yourself in a 48-hour food coma, go for XL.
The fries are pretty much your standard, skinny french fries. The cajun fries have a welcome kick.
Oh, the chicken pops. You might not always need them, but you'll always want them. They are cute and succulent and come with sweet chilli dip. They are like a middle-class version of KFC's popcorn chicken.
Delivery can be pretty slow. I've ordered a few times over the last year and every time delivery has taken around an hour and a half.
But this gives you time to work up an appetite. To pull out your favourite chair and to pull up your favourite side table.
Recline and stuff. You've earned this.