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I know a chicken place that will drive you LOCO
Although it may give you more gas than SUNOCO
And if you buy too many wings, you'll end up a BROKE HO
But you won't mind because you'll love the food at SOHO
Better than every single KFC place in TOKYO
Your scale will hate you like Lennon's fans hated YOKO
Your waistline will expand like fascism in the POPO
Come and try the fried chicken here at SOHO!
WHAT.
Actually, I really like the flavor of the spicy Korean chicken wings from here. I suppose my complaint would be that the portions are little on the small side, while prices are more swole than, well, me.
So considering how much it cost, I didn't really get full and it didn't really contribute to my protein portion for weightlifting, not significantly enough to make it a regular stop, as in, the wings are teeny weeny like Barbi's bikinis, monokinis, microkinis, slingshots, whatever it is she is almost wearing this week.
Usually when I seek out chicken, it's not just for delicious taste, which this place does have, but also good value to make it a regular stop, or at least a big bunch of protein if I'm going to pay a lot. But at Soho, I felt like I paid a lot without actually getting the protein.
However the taste definitely keeps this chain at a solid 4 star rating, and if it were a little more affordable or a little more generous than I would definitely give it five.
Service was friendly and we would definitely come back again, although there are other places that I like even more for Korean Fried Chicken, such as Lim's about a mile to the east on the same road, my fave of all time.
There is a difference between me and other Yelpers. Which is that I don't talk about the differences between me and other Yelpers because I don't really know the other Yelpers. But I do know Korean Fried Chicken, and I'd say that this place would mainly appeal to those who don't, or who prefer their food sugary (ewwwww) rather than with actual spicy and "complex" flavours as hipsters would say. Don't get me wrong, I still like it here. Just not some of the OTT hype about it considering some of the other options in this genre in Houston.
Another thing they do really well is the decor. It's very pretty and modern and fancy and pop culture and we really like that about it. For Decor this place would definitely score five.
And I'm sorry I roped you into reading this review, so now let me rap you out of reading it.
It's almost as delicious as Ice T's COCO
Even more delicious than Sheldon's Kaley CUOCO
Makes a lot of chicken stores just vanish like a DODO
More popular than f**king POKEMON GO
Come and try the chicken right now at SOHO
WHAT.