Stephen B
Google
**Avoid This Restaurant**
We wanted our final meal in Lisbon to be special, so as a family of 11, we chose a restaurant recommended by the Michelin guide, which listed it as having received recognition through 2017-2025. We are very much experienced diners and eat at Michelin star restaurants quite often ( not just michelin recommended ) like this restaurant was. Unfortunately, our experience was extremely disappointing — some dishes were barely edible, and the whole meal fell far short of expectations. In fact, the Michelin guide’s online photos of the dishes appear to be heavily edited or staged, which feels like a bait-and-switch. I plan to contact Michelin to verify if this restaurant was genuinely reviewed by their inspectors.
Now, let me detail some of the specific issues we encountered:
- **Poor Setting & Cleanliness:** We were seated in a tiny room that felt more like a walk-in closet, cramped with two families—one of which included four loud children. The space was not clean; the menus were dirty and looked as if they hadn't been cleaned in years.
- **Confusing & Outdated Menu:** The menu lacked clear descriptions, and some of the main courses we wanted to order were unavailable. I won't list all dishes, but to highlight the quality: everything was just gross.
- **Disappointing Food:** The steaks, which were supposed to be cooked medium, arrived completely raw (blue). Three of the six steak orders went uneaten. The mushroom risotto was more like chunky oatmeal with a chalky taste. The steak in wine sauce was unappetizing — ground beef floating in a red wine broth. The grilled octopus was stinky and clearly not fresh.Pork medallions , dry and overcooked. We didn't order any desserts and couldn't wait to leave.
- **Poor Service & Hidden Charges:** Out of 11 people, three didn't eat anything served to them, five ate what they could, and three shared dishes to salvage something. Upon seating, we found a tray of unsolicited appetizers—olives, peppers, bread, ceviche, dried beef liver strips, etc.—which were automatically charged to our bill, despite not ordering them, like who wants dried beef liver strips? This felt like a scam.
**Summary:**
**Avoid this restaurant at all costs.** Our experience was a complete letdown, and I will be reporting this to Michelin. Trust me, there are far better dining options in Lisbon.
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