Johnny N.
Yelp
I came into South Street Souvlaki hungrier than a 2006 Brian Dawkins, ready to have an absolute feast without hurting the pockets too much. My Chase Sapphire Preferred card is tiiiiirrreeeeddddd these days.
I walked in and sat right at the table bordering a window that looked out onto South Street. South street is so different ahaha. FULL of characters on those little spider bikes playing music so loud you can't hear yourself think. Fantastic people watching, head on a swivel tho.
There was only one girl working this place, and she was also the bartender so service wasn't the best I can't even lie, but that's no knock on her. She was doing everything she could. They need to get her some help like the Raiders need to get Davante Adams a quarterback.
After I was handed a menu I had to double, then triple check the pricing. INFLATION BUSTER ALERT!!!!!! Sandwiches only $8??!?! Combo platters only $14?! I guess $14 might not sound like that big a deal, but NYC prices have really abused me smh.
I opted to get the Tzatziki, stuffed grape leaves, and a lamb gyro meat platter. A proper feast for the Croatian Orangutan. AKA, me.
While awaiting my royal feast, I ordered a Manhattan and it came in a circular glass. I lowkey chirped this on my IG story essentially saying "what kind of glass is this for a Manhattan?" But, one of my overly-masculine (like what you overcompensating for bro? What you tryna hide?) friends said "that's pretty standard brotha!"
A quick google search proved him correct. One of my best traits, if I may say so myself, is I can take constructive criticism with the best of them when presented with proper evidence. However, the 2nd Manhattan came in the normal V-shaped glass, so........ I'll let y'all be the judge.
The pita bread with the Tzatziki was perfect. And I mean perfect. Soft on the top, yet a little crisp on the bottom. Real ones know what I'm talmbout. The stuffed grape leaves also smacked. I always get the stuffed grape leaves everywhere I go, they just don't miss. That's a good life hack for y'all.
The gyro platter, while getting the job done, did not blow me away. However it was a great portion size and decent quality. For the price, I'm not complaining. Thank you, South Street Souvlaki.
Damn, Brian Dawkins really never got a ring!?!?!?! That's a top 5 world tragedy........
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