Colton P.
Google
Subject: A Delicious and Utterly Baffling Experience
The food here is absolutely 5-star, no question about it. I dream about the naan. However, I've just had one of the strangest and most confusing experiences of my life with this place.
I live nearby and noticed tonight that despite Google saying it was closed, all the lights were on, the parking lot was full of cars, and the "Open" sign was clearly lit. I called them at 11:45 PM (more than two hours after their supposed 9:30 PM closing time) and they answered the phone! When I asked, they insisted they closed at 9:30 PM. I was so confused I just hung up.
So, how do I rate this?
Food: 5/5 - Truly excellent.
Atmosphere: 4/5 - It's a smaller spot, not super fancy, but they've made it cozy and it has a great vibe. Service: 3/5 - I have to land here because while the food is amazing, the situation is just plain weird and suspicious. Are they open? Are they closed? Is it a secret after-hours club? Who knows!
I'm leaving this review in the hopes of solving this hilarious mystery. Is it a glitch in the matrix? Or the most exclusive late-night spot in town? Whatever is happening, it's one of the weirdest restaurant encounters I've ever had.
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