Vic C.
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"...take your VIP seat right in Diana's spectacular apartment." (Blurb for _Full Gallop_.) I think a reasonable person would translate that to "within the set." I know I did.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.......
They really need to put more thought into how they phrase things.
The" seats in the apartment" were just chairs put in front of the regular seats. And there were two rows.....! I don't call the second row anything like being "in the apartment" - they were just, well, second row seats.
The first row was just, well, the first row. Only two of the front row seats could be said to be integrated into the set in the slightest - all the rest had the backs of the set's furniture right in front of them, not exactly a normal furniture arrangement if you're "in the apartment."
I don't feel I'm being unreasonable to expect the seats to be as described - I've been actually on the stage here before, for _Hank Williams: Lost Highway_. And also at Zilka Hall for _Dixie's Tupperware Party_. So what I expected does exist.
These supposed "seats in the apartment" were the only thing that got me to go back after dealing with the parking stooges, so I was a bit disappointed. Especially since I had unknowingly gotten a second-row seat. (How can you be "in the apartment" in the second row????)
I watched the parking lot for a while before I went in, and that situation seems to have been straightened out - there was one guy in the booth who was taking money and giving tickets in an expeditious and consistent manner. You know, like parking lots normally work.
There was nobody in the booth when I got there (I walked down the street and had lunch before the show), and I wasn't sure if it was OK to park there at that time, so I parked on the street, which I'd been planning on doing - reluctantly - anyway. Turns out there's lots of easily accessible street parking, at least if you are there early. I still don't like street parking, though, so I'm glad the city has apparently straightened out the two stooges issue. I just need to find out if it's OK to park there before the attendant arrives.
Oh, the show - it was OK. I wasn't bowled over, I wasn't so bored I wished I could leave.