Drew K.
Yelp
Fuck these people. They don't know how to make a proper drink, and insult you if you look unhappy.
*Edit* Apparently, my girlfriend went in to try to get a refund on my behalf for the terrible service and terrible drink. The bartender claimed I cussed her out and was rude. When ordering my final drink (and second beverage after the literal worst drink I've ever imbibed), I asked for a Jameson and Coke. The bartender (a male) informed me that a) I wasn't allowed a cocktail, and b) Tullemore Dew was the only option. I said fine, and got the Tully. While signing my tab, the bartender (female) said "Thanks for the tip" as I was signing. My internation was to tip cash, but upon the comment opted to not tip anything.
When my girlfriend attempted to get a refund on my behalf, the bartender was rude, claimed that I cussed her out and refused to work with her. This is THE ABSOLUTELY worst service I've ever had to deal with, and cannot even believe how bad (and expensive) the experience ended up being without even drinking more than a shot (my original drink got abandoned upon trying it and finding it to be horrible). On top of that, the original bartender advised me that I had 6 minutes left on the back patio, and upon lighting a smoke, I suddenly had to go inside immediately. Fuck this bar, and fuck every rude asshole that works there.