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Yelp
So this is the kind of place you visit TWICE
For the perfect smoothies and amazing PRICE
One visit per day won't SUFFICE
Any more than I'm able to be CONCISE
So forget sushi or a pizza SLICE
Let me give you sound ADVICE
If you think that Chinese and a smoothie sound NICE
Get yourself down to STAR SNOW ICE
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Some of the best value low budget food and drinks in Texas. Certainly the best deal in Chinatown. You can get hearty snacks for 6 or 7 dollars, and you can get big, filling meals for 9 or 10. So many varieties of noodles, fried dishes, coastal Chinese, Taiwanese style, rice dishes, you name it.
The highlight of the menu are the 4 dollar fruit smoothies, which are made using real fruit in a blender, and taste like it, too. Pineapple Blueberry is a highlight, as are Orange Mango or Mango Pineapple and so on. You really can't go wrong with these amazing drinks.
The servers are my friends, including some cute and adorable Latina girls who get along well with Barbi and I.
They are open until 10 every night, and don't mind serving late. They are one of the longest surviving places in Chinatown, and have been here for, much like the music artist, years and years. Their prices have stayed low, their food has stayed consistent and generous, and their smoothies have stayed amazing. We don't like their bubble tea or tapioca, but you can try it for yourself.
There is another location of Star across the street less than half a mile away, if this one is too busy for you.
The standout dishes are probably the Udon with Fried Fish, or really any of their meal dishes. All delicious and enormous. But the smoothies are the main reason we keep coming back.
And thank you to Mike, who was the owner of the amazing Presotea nearby, which we miss, who first insisted we try this place, and he was right.
I snuck into this place cause they left the door AJAR
The glass almost hit me, could have left a SCAR
The decor was basic, not like a RENOIR
The counter was a long one and stretched quite FAR
So I sat in the corner, playing GUITAR
And like OMC, the cashier said "HOW BIZARRE"
When it was time to leave I said AU REVOIR
And told everyone about the smoothie at STAR
From the sands of Morocco and the Marrakesh BAZAAR
To the bloated billionaires playing Golf at MAR (A LAGO)
Who are so in bed with Russia you can call them TSAR
And betting 1 mil they can stay under PAR
While Karen McDougal drives the little golf CAR
And like most of Donald's girls, used to be an adult STAR
But from Africa to Florida, wherever you ARE
You won't get smoothies than here at STAR
So you wanna eat more White Castle than KUMAR
Talk more politics than BILL MAHER
Write better novels than JOHN LE CARRE
Bribe more FIFAs than QATAR
Be a famous drummer like RINGO STARR
Then sit around, get high, playing SITAR
And yell at Fox E like Kareem JABAR
Well first you better go get a smoothie from STAR
So if the Premier League is still corrupt with VAR
And if it looks wrong to film L.A. in NOIR
For the best fruit smoothies than I've had so FAR
Come and get food and smoothies from STAR!
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