Stats

A shrimp poboy and a hotdog with a terrible excuse for a side of fries. And the side of street corn for 7.99 and this is what’s in the box?!?! Yall are a complete let down and disappointment.

Have never been to this place but stopped by today because they were hosting ESPN Cleveland who was in Houston broadcasting their sprots radio program for the upcoming Texans vs. Browns NFL playoff game. Really nice, place. From the parking lot to the restrooms everything was nice and clean. Food was great, very reasonable priced and the staff was very nice. Great place watch a sporting event, have a fantasy football draft or just have a drink or bite to eat. Thanks for a great time!

I just are a chopped cheeseburger and it was awesome. I had to charge my Tesla before I went to the airport so I stopped out and charged it and I saw this sports bar. What a gem! Thank you

The events are always cool, but I can drink 1-2 drinks anywhere else and not get super sick. If I do it here I get sick. Not sure if it’s the taps or the juice or what. Community staple for sure in the vintage area but I really wish I didn’t get sick everytime I went even though it can be a lot of fun with the events they have. Staff is mid. They can be super great or super awful really luck of the draw when it comes to service here.

Had a great time ! Loved the food and the service was amazing I definitely recommend. We watched game 1 of the lakers on a huge screen and ate great food while doing it we’ll be back for sure. We had the buffalo Mac and cheese, chicken tenders, cheese burger sliders and crawfish. They have great deals as well.

The waitress started off being very friendly and bubbly then later started acting like we were getting on her nerves because we had an issue with the food. The fried mushrooms were very bland and sent them back for a LITTLE more seasoning. When we got them back they were so salty that we couldn’t eat them AT ALL. I ordered Philly cheesesteak on flatbread. First there was NO cheese and it was on hoagie buns…. not flat bread the way EVERY other place does it. Flat bread is FLAT….. not a big hoagie sandwich. My French fries were over cooked and so salty that I had to wipe each one before eating. I didn’t feel like going back and forth. The atmosphere was cool but the food was HORRIBLE and salty. We WILL NOT be going back.

Got home and my burger had the paper still on the cheese in my sandwich. The guy serving was really slow, messed up our fries and dug through our bag to find the fries and kept them without even asking... super creepy and weird. Not the same Stats as before.

Amazing service and very well stocked bar with premium selections. Kenna was so kind and provided an exceptional experience not only to me but to all the patrons who were enjoying their evening! Well done!

Hi y'all!!! It is a perfect beautiful Spring day here in Houston off 249 and Louetta. Just left the Vintage, (Alan Murphy I highly recommend)... anyway, Stats has never let me down in over 9 years.... Today it is gorgeous and I was looking for a patio to listen to music and enjoy the sun! Stats is perfect.... It is 3:00 on a Wednesday afternoon so no one is outside except me.... YES, they have Touch Tunes and a great patio. 6 outdoor TVs with three different station (why I love it here football season!). Plentiful patio with appropriate Houston shade. Plentiful seating outside. Ok, so my review is thorough, inside, reverse L shaped bar seats about 20. Tables, pool tables, darts, and GREAT service. My fav bartender, KENNA!!!!! ( she remembered my drinks from over 4 months first time I met her!!! Plus sweet as can be and so genuine! Love chatting when it isn't busy, she is very friendly!

Cool spot to chill have a few drinks. They've recently updated the interior and it actually looks nice. Not as dark looking as it was before. I've never had an issue with the service. Bartenders & wait staff have good attitudes. There's usually karaoke on the patio. Also a few pool tables, darts & plenty tv's to catch the game. Prices are fair. The food isn't my fave but it's ok. I've gone a few times on bingo night for the laughs. I've noticed a lot of service industry people come here later in the day. So to me that says something positive. Check them out if you're in the area.

This place was not good, shrimp are frozen shrimp from Sam's with some make up type of sauce. Didn't have Hennessy, seating was limited. The sever Jess was great she made sure to accommodate how she could. The food was abysmal. Will not go back was just looking for a place to catch the game.

Hot wings were spicy, beer was cold, service was slow. They hold on to your credit card, so you're stuck until they acknowledge your requests. -Tuesday 5-6:30. Not very busy. No happy hour specials offered. Unlikely to return.

Love coming here for girls night or for a date with my husband. Love playing some pool here! Everything is great minus the food service. The time it takes to be checked on right after finding our seats, making orders for food, more drinks, and the bill could be a bit quicker. I also think an affirming question of, 'anything else' is lacking as we'd order one thing and the waiter would walk off before I could start another sentence.. other than that, no complaints!

Me & My Wife always come over whenever we're free from the kids for a nice night out, and each time has Always been lovely and beyond Good hospitality from Our bartender/ Night bar manager Adam. Each and every time we've been there whether was a regular night, or a stormy night and other places was shut down, Adam has Always Blessed Us with warm welcoming hospitality. Adam is welcomed to the family BBQ. Sincerely, Jason H.

Another great night at Stats. We had a memorial gathering for a friend of ours. Rest in peace, Beth. Stats took good care of us. The food was excellent, as usual. Dani -- did you EVER take a break?! Wow! What service! Much love, Stats! :)

Traditional sports bar that's non-smoking (yay!). Service is efficient and friendly, food is tasty - we loved the elote fries- and the bar crowd is really friendly. It's a nice alternative to Mo's across the street.

I come here quite a bit! And the service never disappoints, my favorite two have to be Adam and Yvonne -- these two never fail to make the customers happy and always taken care of. If you come here, I would ask for one of them for sure!

I love this place! Great local bar! Their crawfish is to die for and food is overall good! They serve late which is great! They also have great drink specials and a great place to watch the game!

One of the best sports bars around the cypress/vintage area. Lots of entertainment on various nights of the week. Drinks are cheap, and the food is what you'd expect. Service is usually good but you tend to need to go to the actual bar to get drinks in a timely manner. Otherwise, great atmosphere and very chill people.

Bar manager (wears a backwards cap all the time didn't catch his name) is stuck up and is SUPER douchey! Drinks are over priced and service is super slow. Only reason I'm giving it 2 stars is because the food is super great. I would recommend for pick up food orders but definitely not to sit and drink. You'd spend a fortune in one hour alone.

Amazing place honestly, they have cool games and amazing drinks, I went on a Sunday and they had 3 dogs in there (I'm guessing you can bring your dogs lol) I had the time of my life playing with them, they also have live size beers pong (idk if that's what it's called) it was great!!! Oh!!!! And their jalapeños dip, ITS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD!!!!! Also their double chocolate cake/ice cream thing, yasss!!!!!! It's to die for, that or the drinks were getting to me, I don't know, I just remember it being sooo good and you need to try it, that and the pretzel sticks

First time I came in was for a quick bite and a drink. It happened to be a Wednesday which is when they do the mac & cheese special. I definitely recommend it for all you cheese lovers! The second time I went during their "hot happy hour" for the $1 draft beers. It sounds too good to be true but they really are $1! I also ordered the wings which were on special that day (Thursday) for 79cents each. They have several flavors you can get them tossed in. The service was great too. They always ask you if you want another drink before you've finished your last one which is how it should be! There are a bunch of tvs, a couple pool tables, and other games. They also have a patio area if you're a smoker or if you want to bring your dog. Overall this place has a lot of variety in terms of drinks, food, and specials.

My five stars is only based off the atmosphere and service. I am not a fan of the food of drink selection but I still patronize the bar because of the creative events like trivia, bingo etc. if you are looking for a fun atmosphere . This is it!

I've been here several times and the service is very good and everyone seems glad your here. They have really cool events, like last week Guinness was hosting a 5 course meal and beer tasting. They have poker, live music, dj's, karaoke, so there is always something going on. The place is clean, smoking outside only (YEAH!) The atmosphere is very laid back, so if you're looking to chill, catch the game, or mess up someone's day by playing poker like a donkey; Come on in!

Had a great time! Our server was Liz and she was freaking awesome! If you stop in you gotta ask for her section. They've got great drink prices, a solid food selection, and tons of TVs to watch the ball game. Stats is a perfect neighborhood watering hole...check it out tonight!!! - McLovin

THIEVES, THEY CLAIM WELL DRINKS AND BLOW YOUR TAB WITH HIGH SHELF. Walking in it immediately smells so heavily it tastes like an old wet mop. Despite the weight of the air we Walked in & waited for too long..... several waitresses passed us while we we're clearly waiting to be seated, but despite the terrible door service I decided to take a seat and wait for service. We waited over Fifteen minutes before even being recognized m.... Our first waitress to help couldn't even identify LITERALLY anything on the Menu or recommend a drink!!!, Terrible service. AFTER ORDERING with, our second sketchy waitress who claimed our Tito's and tonic was on special, as did the ignorant first waitress, turns out if isn't! Point is, i made it absolutely clear that I wanted tito's ONLY IF IT was on special, as both waitress communicated. After the fact they both tried to play stupid and say how confusing their specials are bc management changes daily. Ridiculous how terrible this place has become.

So you learn about a new place in your area (new to me) and you make it a point to find some time to try it out. You finally got the right night the right time to give it a try and you expect it to be everything you wished it to be, as it's located in a booming area where everything entertainment closes at 10 PM. So a sports bar would make it perfect for the area...right? Right! Well not this one. Let me start off with why I'm giving it 1 star. NO it's not that it's a smoke bar. Somebody please tell the owners that smoke bar are so out dated right now. NO it's not that the bar service includes mostly guys and below average service. NO it's not even that I suspect that somebody there is refilling bottles. BUT... it's that this place is beyond N.A.S.T.Y. They got good deals on shots so I ordered one...the glass came with a ring around the inside of dirtiness. Too bad I caught it AFTER I drank it. Then the bartender took my glass...dipped it in water for 1.8 seconds...then placed it on a stack to give to another guest. I was shocked. Heck no not another one of these places!!!! I watched them do it time after time after time again after taking them from customers and serve those dirty glasses to other patrons. So glad I didn't get anything to eat there after watching that, but I still got sick later that night and I know it had to have been liquor poisoning. No it wasn't from too much to drink.. it was from that nasty a$$ bar. And I totally wasted $10 bucks in the jukebox as I will never return to this place. Sorry Stats, I really wanted to like you guys. Great location, great idea to have a bar there, plenty of TV's and great drink deals, but a suck staff with suck cleaning habits and a suck smoky atmosphere. Suck and Prosper!

I love this place sooo much!! Everybody is soo amazing, the service is great. The drinks are great the food is great! I just have an amazing time here every time i come

A great place to come to after work and grab a drink. Staff is very friendly and pretty attentive to your needs. Mgmt is willing to do anything they can to find the right game.

Came here for lunch while we were cooling our heels waiting for the "real estate deal from hell" to close. It wasn't busy as we arrived right as they were opening for the day (11 a.m. on a Friday). Our waitress, Tawna, was super attentive, refilling glasses of tea before she was asked, and I felt a little bad because we were so gabby that it took awhile to get our order. I had the cheeseburger (w/cheddar) on a pretzel bun, and it was perfection. I don't know where the other reviewer went to school because I want to send my kids there... the fries I had were outstanding and didn't bring to mind cafeteria food of my youth in the least. The owner was really nice, and the bar area was super clean. We sat outside, and it made for an enjoyable couple of hours as I waited to hear back from the title company. I've been searching for a new (local) place to watch our Lions and Packers (see other reviews), and I think I may have found it. I'm looking forward to a second cheeseburger.

Small bar with a great patio and DJ. Decent drink prices and was able to enjoy some NBA games.

Yay, a decent sports bar in North Houston. (across from Vintage Park) I watched an amazing Texans game here this Sunday and it was a good t time. I love sports bars like this, everyone is so passionate and LOUD! One thing I liked about STATS was the food menu. They actually make good bar food. Try it this place! + 3 huge tv screens and several smaller flat screens to watch the games + Tex Mex stix: my favorite, super cheesy! + Honey bbq wings: surprisingly really tasty! + Waitress was attentive, she checked up on us regularly. + Yummy tortilla chips and fresh, warm salsa + They served Stella Artois in the actual SA glass. Not a lot of bars do that. - I wish they had better drink specials. I do agree with another reviewer that the beer should be priced a little better.

Service of a business isn't everything, but it means a lot. My last time @ Stats is probably my *last* time going. Showed up w/ my girl a few weeks ago & we sat @ the bar for nearly 10 whole minutes w/o being greeted; we were enjoying eachothers' company, but that was as long as we could be patient. I'll tell you how busy they weren't, there were empty seats all along the bar. I counted 5 bartenders and i had to damm'd near walk around to get myself a drink. "oh, no one's served you yet?" That was the first thing i heard from anyone working there. Took the same effort on my part to get another drink/ refill. Their food could be tasy, their facilities are alright, but this one star is for their service. Obviously others have had better times here than ours, so this is just my experience. Hell yeah im riffin' b/c this shouldn't happen @ a bar that's not busy, but that's Tomball for ya.

The atmosphere is great for your favorite sporting event/game or UFC fight. Gigantic and plentiful TVs won't let you miss a moment of the action. Great beer selection. The food is bar food. Well, duh, it's a bar. That being said, most things on the menu really aren't that bad. Greasy...oh, hell yeah, but not bad. What were you expecting? It's a bar. My only complaint with the place is the service. One day you get a really happy and friendly server. The very next day the exact same server is not so happy or friendly and just looks pissed off and takes those back-of-house frustrations out on you. Worth checking out their events calendar; Poker, Bingo, Wing Nights, etc... Good atmosphere.

My boyfriend and i second time here. Both times service was great! What makes this time a little extra special was our waitress Samantha. Super sweet gal! Even though its our second visit she waited on us last time and almost remember my boyfriend drink! Amazing! Ive never been to a sport bar that they remember a patrons drink much less a new patron at that! The atmosphere is great. Food is yummy! Its well lit nit dark and gloomy. Loads of televisions which my boyfriend loves! Totally impressed by this place! I told my friends about it and they are looking forward to coming here. I hope actually I'm sure they will get the same experience! Keep up the good work Stats Bar!! Samantha gets a High Five maybe a raise ?! Lolz thanks for great service girlie!

The drinks are great, but more expensive than other bars in the area. The wait staff varies a lot, I have had several mess ups on my bills but hopefully with a high turnover rate, things have changed. Most recently I had a visit where I didn't encounter any problems. Great place to go watch sports, maybe not if you just want to hang out. It gets pretty loud after all! It's somewhere I will go back to for sports only now. I didn't know people still did this in the 21st century, but I went with my husband straight after getting back from the lake. My husband was wearing shorts and a tank top. The waitress came and took our order, and then she came back and let us know that the manager said we could not be served since my husband was wearing a tank top. Don't go after the lake or the beach, apparently they won't take your money at that point.

Stats I LOVE YOU & totally miss you! I was a regular, but I got pregnant so a smoking bar isn't the best for me; however I'm ready for the patio weather so that I may enjoy their tasty food. Of course they have a full bar & daily drink specials, but the food very good. The Norm Burger is a MUST try, their chicken tenders can be tossed in any of their sauces, they have homemade potato chips; which are truly an addiction! I was there last week & the patio was perfect, Ashley was super attentive even though I was only drinking pineapple juice. The food is always hot & fresh, the bartenders & waitresses always keep your drink full! A must try!

This is an awesome neighborhood bar. They have great prices, good food, and good drinks. Sunday Fun day is always a winner here! When crawfish season starts, the prices are great and the crawfish cook knows what he's doing!

I just moved here from Houston, and all my friends told me to never go to Stats. I should've listened. I'd give it one star, but I'm making an exception because I could watch the game there. I wondered why I was the only one in the whole place ordering food. I now know why, the hard way. I feel so sick to my stomach, with both nausea and regret. Worst $30 spent I'm never Goin back. Instead of having a million, crappy & cheap things on the menu, try having less items that are of better quality. They will sell better.

staff doesn't wear mask, they do not follow covid 19 precautions and do not care about the virus!!!

This place may be one of the worst I've been too..walked in with friend from out of town& immediately knew We made a mistake..stood at front being stared at yet no service was offered..I had to go ask someone do we sit ourselves..then they had the Berber to let someone bring a regular ass house dog too the outside bar..speaking for myself I don't want to. E at a bar by food & a damn animal is near..motherfuckers wasn't even a service dog..service & food was blah too..avoid this travesty of a sports bar..do yourself a favor!!

Always have the best time here! Bingo on certain nights and great bartenders. Fast service and positive energy. Great appetizers too!

First of all: I love this bar. Look up their specials because they are so worth it. The staff is so attentive and helpful. I got asked once when we sat down and once after we order how we were doing - very nice. Even in a large group they are very kind and the bad looks very cleanly. I like how on a Saturday night it doesn't smell like smoke and it has a lot of young people here. I've been here a couple times but so far so good, check it out if you haven't yet!

We tried out the $30 all you can eat crawfish. Though the service was good, this is not worthwhile. They have an undersized boiler, so it took at least 30 mins between 2lb plates. Also, the boil was barely if at all seasoned. Better to spend your money on crawfish from a Cajun joint. But the bar patio was nice and I would come back for beer and hot wings

Perfect for watching games or just hanging out after work. The food is pretty good, the burger is awesome. The manager, Steve is fabulous. Great people skills, makes you feel like you're an owner of the bar. Great guy.

Good place to watch sports, they have lots of tv's and really support the local teams. But the service is less to be desired. I sat at the bar w 3 bartenders working and i had to ask for every drink i had. Not what i call bar friendly unless i guess ur a regular. I guess I'd come back to see if the service is better.

Stats bar and grill is a local place that we frequent. The staff is awesome and the prices are great especially during Happy Hour. They have great specials and it's one of the few bar and grills by our house that used to allow smoking but now does not. There's a nice patio to go smoke if you smoke! They are very customer friendly and the bathroom is always clean and if there's anything you don't like, you can just tell them and they fix it. They hold games on certain evenings... we used to come here eight years ago and moved and they keep getting better with time. They have daily food specials and drink specials as well. I'm sure we will be there tonight as well as many evenings to come. I really appreciate the way they treat us and even the guy with the most tattoos have excellent manners and treat people with respect!! You wanna grab a few beers and a quick bite, this is definitely a great place to go!!

I stopped by Stats earlier this week to cool off and grab a drink while in the area. While I liked the layout of the place and want to come back when things are back to a more normal, I was not impressed by the day bartender. I didn't catch her name because that would have taken some effort on her part to actually interact with me. Just felt like she could not care less on making sure I had what I needed.

Went to stats last week to catch a football game! Place had a huge projection screens, showing most the games. Waitresses were quick to refill the buckets of beer which always helps, and the burgers were on point! Didn't have the audio for the game, but we ended up just talking more about the game, so it worked out anyways! Heard the place gets a strong Texans turn out, so hoping to make it out for a game soon!

We watched a lot of the Astro's games here and I absolutely loved it! The place was of course very crowded, but our waitress was great and made sure we got our food mostly in a timely manner. My boyfriend got one of the flatbreads and loved it, he actually got this for every game we watched there because of how good it was! I got the mac and cheese and it was a huge serving, so be prepared! It was decent bar macaroni. My favorite part was they had free wifi for customers so I brought my laptop and was getting some work done while everyone enjoyed the game. They are also great about giving you the password and don't make you feel weird for asking!

I went here last Friday night and jumped on Yelp- hot to trot to review it, and I am freaking floored by the reviews of this place. THIS IS SPRING/CYPRESS AND THIS IS A SPORTS BAR. IT'S A GOOD ONE! I don't know what some people were expecting, but I got exactly what I was expecting. I drank a whole bunch of beer and ate some surprisingly good, if ill advised, late evening bar food. Service- Right where I would expect it for a sports bar with a whole bunch of people sitting at tables and some busy chicks running around to keep the beer full. I wanted to make sure my client had a beer/drink full at all times so at one point I jumped up and got one at the bar. The bartender poured a stiff drink. Just ask my client. I can't help but conclude that some of these reviewers are Applebees and Chili's bar lovers. Something well groomed and franchise perfect... typical suburban mediocrity is right up their treeless suburban street. If I am out in the area, you can bet your sweet ass I want to smoke a cigarette (yea, I like a cigarette with my adult beverage when its allowed) and I want a bunch of dudes getting into their game of Golden Tee while I get more interested than I should in a Pay Per View Boxing Match when I am not staring at some College Football. TL;DR: Stop slamming a place for being a sports bar when you should embrace it for being an awesome place to swill chilly suds, eat a surprisingly good burger, and yell real loud at a big screen with athletic people being athletic. For Spring/Cypress, being a non franchised local spot- this is as good as it gets.

i had a wonderful time until i noticed that when i ordered an irish car bomb that they made it with week whisky instead of mf jameson!!!!!!! wtf how tf are you gonna do that. a recipe is a mf recipe!!! if people offer something on their menue they should get what they ordered!!!!!!! the last cat bomb i ordered was from the bar & i watched him make the shot!!! i told him about how he made it wrong & he replied with "that's how the owner wants us to do it" thats a mf rip off!!!!! irish car bombs are made with a half pint of gunniess!!! a shot of .5oz of jameson!!!! & .5oz of baileys!!! if you are not making drinks/ shot right you shouldnt be in business!!! for someone who drinks & knows what they drink!!! i am very upset for spending $68 on a tab of drinks/shots that were not made right!!!!!!

Fun bar and now non smoking, they've made a nice patio outside for smoking. Food is good too and happy hour daily. Trivia night, bingo are some of the fun games they play.

Stats is a great bar for watching the game - whatever game it is you're watching. They have screens EVERYWHERE and tuned in to different stations, so no matter where you're sitting, you're guaranteed a good spot to watch some sports. It can get a bit smokey, since they do allow smoking inside the bar, which of course for the smokers out there, is a win. For the rest of us (especially those of us already suffering from spring allergies), not so much. The food is not so great. Not terribly bad, but I mean, it's bar food- not Michelin-tier cuisine. The service is a bit rocky as well - it takes a while for one of the servers to get around to you. All-in-all, if you're just looking for a place to watch a game and knock back a few cold ones, this will work just fine. If you're looking for a little more in your experience, I guess you could look elsewhere.

No quite a 3 but not quite a 2. This place is okay in all aspects. The waitresses seem nice and helpful but not always the fastest. Not always super slow either, just slow enough to be noticed but not enough to piss you off. I think the problem is most of them are cute and spend too much time with the old men that flirt with them. Having said that this is an older crowd. I have been four times (live down the road) and the crowd was 90% 45+. A couple of cute girls and good looking guys(for the ladies) show up, but it is def. a place for a beer and a game, NOT to pick up a date. The food is very bar foodish. Mostly frozen stuff that's been re-heated. I did like the crawfish. The smoking inside is a shame. I know smokers want to smoke, but guess what I don't want to, and I don't want to smell like shit all night, I don't want my car to stink, and my house when I get home. They need to ban smoking inside. It's not medication and you don't NEED it, just like I don't want it. The arcade games are alright, fake beer pong and, of course, a hunting game. Trivia night seemed cool, even though I came in on the tail end of it. Would be worth checking that out again. Basically, if your friends want to go for some quiet(ish) drinks there, then it won't be horrible but if you are looking for an awesome night out, this is not the place.

After a long Friday of hitting golf balls, I wondered into STATS to celebrate my 30 handicap with a beer and a sandwich. I couldn't tell you my servers name because everyone helped with new drinks, food orders and silverware. I ordered a draft St. Arnold Spring Bock and the turkey melt on pretzel bun with sauteed onions and mushrooms. After chatting up Katie, found out all the wing sauce is homemade. I used the spicy BBQ as a dipping sauce and ate it like ketchup. Delicious! They flippped one of their 30+ Tvs (all in HD!) to the Dallas/Portland game while I inhaled my meal. I definitely left wanting to try more food but had to journey back inside 610. 2 steps above "bar food", positive staff and cleanliness gets my 5 stars. Tate and Jessica have truly brought an inner city Houston bar to the burbs. Everyone was more than accomodating, and I will be back.

Showed up for Sunday football. Place was closed to packed. I counted at least 5 waitresses plus 2 bartenders. We sat at a table, and it took almost hour to get food. Food came out one plate at a time (not entire table at one time or close to the same time). Waitress was nice, but not too attentive, I am sure hiding in back more than out. My glass remained empty much of time. Should have constantly been checking on drinks. Food was expensive for a sports bar. $16 for burger with pulled pork. Sure, it should have been extra but it was not worth almost double from most other sports bar burgers. Soup was $5 in a tiny bowl. I may go again, but not when there is a game on.

This place had pretty good food for being a sports bar. The flat bread pizza was really good and so was the mini corn dogs. I was very impressed with the good.