Robert C.
Yelp
Would you pay $39 for a two hour cruise viewing grimy dock areas and beat up structures along the murky Mississippi?
Wife wanted to go on a cruise, whether jungle cruise, swamp cruise, or river cruise. Easiest thing was to go on the river cruise. Purchased tickets online and walked to the boarding docks.
Huge line at 11am. Wife thought we were in the wrong line as tickets said Steamboat Natchez. But we were boarding the City of New Orleans. They say the ship can hold 1000 passengers.
Took a long time, as had to scan the QR code on everyone's boarding pass cell phone, plus undergo a bag check for weapons. Or was it outside food? They want you to buy their food at inflated prices, just like in the movie theaters.
By the time we got on the boat at 11:20am, all the outside chairs on the top three decks were occupied or saved. Ended up sitting on storage cabinets of life vests on the starboard side of the bow on the 4th deck.
Once we were on our way, almost got chilled to death by the breeze blowing straight in, despite 73 degree weather under cloudy skies.
Commentary on sights and sounds on the opposite side, the New Orleans side, or port side.
We did see the Steamboat Natchez, a 200 year old steamboat, undergoing trials after extensive repairs.
Our boat was the City of New Orleans, a casino boat, built in the 1990s, but painted to look like another tourist steam boat. No steam from this boat, as powered by dual quiet electric motors turning the paddlewheel in the rear.
We didn't purchase food with our tickets. They have an 11am lunch serving and a 1215pm lunch serving, depending on your ticket. $55 for a lunch with river cruise. I've been on enough cruises to know not to buy a meal on the boat. All those one star reviews are about bad food.
Halfway through the cruise, a live band started playing on the third deck. Looked around in vain for an empty chair in that area, finally going to the stern of the ship on the 4th deck.
Normally you don't want to sit on the stern of the ship, due to aerial fumes from the engine floating your way. Our boat was driven by dual electric motors, and was quiet with no pollutants.
Best part of the trip was seeing the modern dock area, with the museums, and even the 70,000 ton 10 deck Marella Discovery Ocean Liner docked, before turning around at the dual cantalever bridge spanning the Mississippi.
On the stern of the ship could see both the starboard and port sides of the ship. No breeze here though, so on a hot day you would become as cooked as those hot dogs they were serving.
By the way if you are really cheap and want to cruise the river, take the ferry. Only $2.