Stickmen Brewing Company - Happy Valley

⭐️⭐️ (2 out of 5 stars) Stickmen Brewing – Happy Valley We stopped in at Stickmen Brewing in Happy Valley and were disappointed with the overall experience. The setup is walk-up style — you order at the bar, and the food is made to order. That’s fine in theory, but in practice it didn’t flow very well. Our food came out at completely different times, so we couldn’t actually eat together. The biggest issue came when it was time to pay. You have to stand in line again at the bar to cash out, and my uncle ended up waiting over 20 minutes just to pay while several staff members stood around. I even asked one of them about helping, and they explained they couldn’t because they weren’t OLCC licensed — and that their manager was running late for their shift. Meanwhile, my uncle had to stay in line or risk losing his spot. On top of that, there were kids running literal laps around the restaurant, ducking under tables, and no one stepped in to manage it. It made the whole place feel chaotic. The bright spot of our visit was Apollo, who made a great pizza and actually communicated with us. They deserve recognition — and honestly, a raise and an OLCC license so they can help customers more effectively. Overall, the food was just okay, but the disorganization and lack of management really hurt the experience. Hopefully they can tighten up service, because the space and concept have potential.

I went here for a nice Friday night dinner with my dad. We got there and bout to order drinks and the lady at the bar said she couldn’t accept my ID. That has NEVER happened to me before. I’ve eaten there plenty of other times and they accepted my ID. I understand that I look young for my age, but I’m 28 and have a VALID STATE ISSUE LICENSE. I was mortified, confused, and a little humiliated. The worse part is the lady wouldn’t tell me why she can’t accept it. Never gave a reason. So therefore I’m no longer coming here if I’m gonna be treated that way. Thanks stickmens pizza you just lost a whole family for your business.

Overall, good place to catch lunch on a weekday. I had a pizza with pear, gorgonzola, and arugula. The mix between the salty sweet gorgonzola dolce, the spicy arugula, and the fruity pear made for a nice bite. One pizza can easily feed two people or one person with eyes bigger than their stomach like me 😊 I paired the pizza with a blackberry ale that was very good and not too sweet. I ended the meal with a nitro coffee porter, that had the right amount of bitterness and coffee taste. It wasn't too creamy or flat like nitros can sometimes be. The lunch price is good, and I look forward to trying more of the pizzas on the menu. It won't knock your socks off, but it makes for a good casual lunch and is reasonably priced.

We were the second couple there at 4:15 pm We ordered a Greek Salad to share and it was good. We ordered a combo pizza that was so burnt they should have never served it. I kept looking for a piece that wasn’t totally black but there was none. This was not fire roasted but fire cremated! Hopefully garbage can enjoyed the pizza. Got too busy didn’t want to reorder and wait longer.

To say the pizza is thin crust would be giving them far too much credit. The crust was about 2mm thick and had disintegrated in parts of the middle. Without exaggeration, it was the worst pizza I’ve ever received at a restaurant. The staff and the atmosphere were fine though, so I’ll give them 2 stars.

We went in the late afternoon and no other customers were inside. Large cavernous area with plenty of seating. We had to order at the counter, pay in advance (plus a tip not knowing anything about the food or service), and seat ourselves. The food was delivered to us but no one ever came back to check on us or the food. One of the pizzas wasnt that good and my wife wouldn't return. We had to bus our own table when we finished.

Food was good, the drinks where even better. Our server Lauren had a great attitude and was super helpful with great recommendations. We will definitely be going back!

Good pizza. Good beer. Very nice laid back spot to open in our little corner. My husband was very impressed and he isn’t easy to impress. This place is new so go easy on these folks. Still working out the kinks but it’s going to be a killer spot to chill