Stoned Pizza

Amazing experience! Everything infused. Salad dressing on a nice garden salad, garlic Knots, sauce on the fried chicken wings, and the bread in the pizza. Food was served at a steady pace so you could enjoy… ALL you can EAT! Would def go again!!!

Hundred out of 100 it was an amazing experience. Everything was so nice. It was not what we expected. It gave more than what we were asking for the food was amazing. I wish we would’ve took more pictures, but we’ll be going back. We travel all the way to New York and it was worth the travel. It was worth staying in a hotel. Everything was nice The atmosphere the ecstatic. Was everything

This was my 4th time going on 4/20. Food and service was GREAT as usual!!! The only complaint I have is because I was a party of 2, we got the 2 seat table, under a vent, against the wall. Although it turned on and off, when it was on, I was so cold, I could feel it in my bones. It felt like my bones were shaking. Other than that, it's always a great time. The music is perfect for the ambiance. Came home and got the best sleep ever. Only down side to that is my fault, I forgot to take out my contacts. I will be going back, just next time with a larger group for a better seat.

I was very disappointed with tonight's experience! The vibes were overall good, nice and chill atmosphere.. cool that you can smoke while enjoying your meal. I'm an everyday smoker, from flower to concentrates along with 2 other people who consume daily. All three of us did NOT get high from the food at all! (One person being petite and usually a 'light weight when it comes to edibles') It seems as though 'Stoned' encourages the customers to smoke, trying to sell you products to buy once you sit down, to distract you from the low amount of THC in the food. We were told that if we ate all courses and had 2 drinks, it would equal out to about 150MG per person. We paid $120 a person, PLUS $30 in tax and then of course left a tip on top of that. If you add that up, it will for sure exceed $420! But seeing that number in dollar amounts isn't the same as taking a toke at 4:20pm :( Our expectations were high, though we didn't not achieve that level from consuming food at 'Stoned'. This was a cool experience to be able to smoke while you dine, but all three of us were expecting to leave high or feel at least a little 'buzz' an hour after leaving...NOTHING! Food was pretty good though. Minus the pizza.. it was extrrraaa thick, too thick in my opinion. Grandma style pizza with some thick ass crust that made the pizza very dry. I just ended up eating the cheese off after a few bites. After all, I figured the dough wouldn't be infused anyways. We shared one joint and hit our pens a few times while dining(which is like nothing for us stoners lol), and felt nothing from the 'infused food'. Definitely will not be coming back, and wanted to warn those everyday stoners to not waste your money at this establishment! Was so excited too, as we were celebrating two birthdays. :(

Speechless. A must visit. The food is amazing and service was exceptional. A definite 1000 out of 10. Looking forward to my next visit.

First of all the restaurant is in an unmarked location and you have to wait outside of a locked door to be let inside. Finding and getting to the place was a bit of a hassle. I was ordering to pick up and as a young woman I felt a little intimidated having to wait in the dark enclosed space on the other side of the gate. I feel like the man taking my order could have invited me inside and it was awkward ordering with just him in the dark area. The door to the restaurant is locked from the outside and also the inside and the owner has to manually unlock the door to let you out. I’m not sure of the legal technicalities that necessitated such a high level of discretion, but it was intense and a bit claustrophobic. As for the food, I ordered the garlic knots which were apparently triple infused. I was looking forward to trying this. It was $30 in cash for a serving. I was disappointed that when I ate it, it didn’t have an effect on me whatsoever. It felt like I had built this experience up for it to not be as good as I expected. Aren’t infused foods supposed to hit you harder than most stuff? The garlic knots were delicious albeit a little oily. By the time my food was about to arrive, they had already invited me inside to wait, which was nice of them. But I don’t know if I would come back again, simply because the price is too high for how little the 🌳 affected me. I honestly want my money back for the disappointing experience.

I went for my birthday and it was definitely a vibe! Everything is infused down to the lemonade lol. You can also request non infused options if you get overwhelmed or need a break. It’s like a buffet so you can request multiple rounds of food if you’d like. The food was actually very delicious I loved the garlic knots for sure. It’s definitely worth the price. I highly recommend. Beware of what you wear that day because people do smoke inside the building so expect leaving with your clothes and items smelling like a hot box session LOL

Food was amazing, cant say especially anything because everything was good

So I contemplated giving this place 4 stars but I will settle for a 3.5. It was definitely a cool experience, and I can appreciate the uniqueness and beautiful interior but I do not think I will be going back. The food: 7/10 The garlic knots were the star of the show, they were very juicy and soft and I could eat 20 in one sitting. The pizza was alright... I wish it was NY style or just less doughy, felt mostly like eating a warm piece of bread. Most importantly is that the menu needs more options, I don't eat wings so that was an appetizer waste, and the sodas were tasty but after 1.5 its makes you much too bloated and takes away from the food, I wish they had more drink alternatives. Some ice tea, lemonade or even sparkling water will go such a long way. This experience is all you can eat but you will be so bloated off of the soda and bread that you likely will barely be able to finish your pizza... which I suppose is their plan. The service: 7/10Servers were really nice but It looked like she was the only server for the entire restaurant so it is extremely slow unfortunately, not her fault seems like a business decision. Experience 6/10 The beginning experience where you have to wait on line in the dark and be yelled at to have your physical ID and credit card was not great... The worst part of the experience is all the time wasted, you do not have to sit down in an extremely uncomfortable chair for 2 and a half hours for pizza and garlic knots. It should not take 45 min for each new entrée. The incense (though cute) is way to strong and made my eyes burn. Overall its a cool experience with a great foundation but with some tweaking it could be a great experience.

Potential legal murkiness didn't deter me and my friends from celebrating our friend's birthday with an infused pizza dinner here. The ambience inside the restaurant set a date night ready vibe with moody lighting, white brick, rose arches, and hanging plants. The refurbished wood tables really completed the aesthetic, and fortunately there were no mood-killing neon lights to be seen. Every dish, from the caesar salad to wings to pizza and even the soda gets dosed. Your $120 gets you unlimited refills on any food, and you can even ask for dishes to be uninfused for more prudent patrons like myself. As someone with a low tolerance, I stuck to a few unenhanced garlic knots and wings after one moderately dosed round. The hip hop soundtrack and our friendly server's vibe matched the chill vibe at Stoned, which was completely judgment-free. While the food itself was tasty, I definitely felt the lingering effects despite laying off subsequent rounds of infusions. For those with a higher tolerance, this eatery provides a unique, immersive experience to indulge, but for the inexperienced, approach with caution. I'm glad I gave it a try in modest doses but it's more a concept for more seasoned imbibers.

Food was amazing service was too and the ambiance. The whole experience was freaking amazing. Will def recommend and will def do it again. My favorite was the salad and the wings 10/10

I loved the experience! i did not feel anything until maybe an hour later and it didn't last very long. I'm not sure if it made me sleepy or if it was because I was already tired lol. I brought my boyfriend here for his birthday and we both equally enjoyed it. THAT FRIED CHICKEN ???? Fall off the bone and lip smacking good. I'm not a huge fan of thick pizzas, I'm a flat bread type of pizza girl but boy was that pizza good. Everything was really good. I like how you couldn't taste that the food is infused. The price definitely is worth what you get.. it's just a one time fee for basically unlimited everything based on how much you can eat. Would definitely go back again. The place is lowkey dark yet so cute and beautiful. Though our server tended to all the tables she was on it and very good at her job !

The ambiance was nice and the room was decorated pretty nice. The server was pretty nice and they keep the soda flowing. Everything is infused and you can smoke inside also. They provide trays and dishes where you can smoke. It was a 5 course meal. Garlic knots with pesto, deep dish pizza, Cesar salad with mozzarella and tomato's, And gelato ice cream, and bbq fried chicken wings. The food was good all you can eat. They also provided in fused soda. Cola, grape, sprite and orange. I wish it was more of a selection for the menu but I will definitely be back. It's a nice experience

Amazing from beginning to the End! My husband took me for my Birthday. The staff was so friendly and helpful the music was on point Super clean and the FOOD OMG! A++++ Our new FAVORITE restaurant if you do one thing in NYC go to STONED

Private event. Make sure you have reservations. Try to get there at least 15 minutes before. Definitely your in for a treat. High recommend. Wouldn't disappoint. Ambiance was really relaxing and artistic. I enjoyed my experience. The food was 7/10 Service 10/10 Ambiance 10/10

Stepping into this place is like stepping into heaven! Im not a smoker. We went here to celebrate a birthday and only came to celebrate but not partake in the food because..... I'm a lightweight. However, this place rocks. Initially you have to make a reservation on their website with the available times, pay in advance and then you're sent the location. You only have about 2 hours per reservation. We made our reservation at 4pm. We were a little late because the place wasn't that easy to find so I reached out to the owner on IG and he promptly responded and guided us in. Although we were late, our reservation was honored and they gave us additional time. The customer service..... the customer was just everything. The moment you walked in, you could tell they valued your business and the Ambiance reminded me of stepping into the forest of Alice and Wonderland but dark and sexy. The food was amazing and not overpowering and you can eat/drink all you want during your sitting. You can bring your own tree or make a purchase. I hope they come to DC!

From the hidden front door to the cool, chic decor- This place had the best vibe and ambiance! Loved the black walls, velvet booths, artwork, and floral arrangements. The hip hop music and then the live band with the vocalist was a very nice touch! It was the best of both worlds!! All of food was infused and each dish was even tastier that the previous. I had blueberry slushie, ceasar salad, extra yummy garlic knots, and a slice of cheese and a slice of veggie pizza. The waitresses were all very friendly and engaging. The food, the vibe, and the music were all top notch. I will definitely be back and I definitely recommend to all to try. It was a really dope experience:)

The hype is worth it. You have to have reservations & you have to prepay. I think $130 pp. We didn't wait long for a 7pm spot. Have your ID ready at the door. The decor is super cute, trendy, but nice. Kudos to the interior designer. Music was on point. The vibe: so chill. Server: super cool. Menu: simple. You can purchase an assortment of goodies or bring your own. Food was GOOD! Menu is simple, you can keep ordering. You can order food & drink with or without infusion. I personally didn't taste anything in the food. But pesto those garlic knots. Mmmm. A place where you can smoke while you eat. Enough said.

Such an amazing place to visit .. the atmosphere was amazing the food was amazing I would recommend to anyone & EVERYONE. Going to try the Bronx location next I hear they have live music in that location.

My experience at Stoned was EVERYTHING. The first thing I noticed was that their ventilation system is immaculate. There was barely any smoke or smell (not that I minded) and the air conditioning was poppin given the heat index that day. I love the swanky mystery of pulling up and looking for the hearts on the wall too. The food was amazing. Every. Single. Plate. Pizza wasn't hard or too doughy, gelato flavors were on point, sexy wings, like I couldn't complain if I wanted to. And they even come around with "party favors" for you to purchase if you don't have your own. My ONLY issue was that the staff started packing everything up like the day was over (wasn't even close) so we started heading towards the door while reading the room. Other than that I would so so recommend and I'd def come back.

Amazing place! Delicious food, amazing vibes friendly service., I can't even pin point my favorite cause I enjoyed it all. We got a second round of salad, wings and ice cream 24 hours later, we were still high. We will definitely plan group date back.

One of the best spots I've ever been to! This is a Stoner's Paradise! All of these foods & drinks & desserts are Infused! You can asked for items not infused (but what's the fun in that)... and it's BYOW & they have good exotic flower & gummies you can buy. The food drinks and desserts are all you can eat but You must make a reservation and it's $120 per person (it's worth the experience)!

I left this place high. The vibe and ambience was chill! Will definitely go back. Food and drinks good too!

The best ambiance I've ever experienced. 90's hip hop, weed and a 5 course meal. The pizza was okay I'm more of a NY slice kind of girl but the wings, salad & garlic knots. Chef's kiss. I took my boyfriend to NYC for his bday. This was the top of the list since we both enjoy smoking. We will definitely be back. It was worth the $$. He loved it!

I came here Saturday night for a reservation for 6. As usual I want to start off with the staff. Staff was great,friendly, and coordinated. Thanks for the extra ice cream! So the big question is.... Is the food any good? And I'm happy to say yes it is. It's actually pretty delicious. Nothing really tasted like marijuana and I'm okay with that. I've been to a few other type of events/spaces like this and it also had very subtle marijuana flavoring, which admittedly was a little disappointing buuut I'm not sure if I have realistic expectations about to this genre of food... The future of marijuana/cbd infused food is pretty newish and it may turn out to just be a fad.. buuuuuut the chef is going to be fine regardless because the food actually taste good. My only real complaint is that it's a little bit on the pricier($130 per person) side IF! The food was the only thing you were paying for. But this is an experience aaaand being able to smoke joints/blunts with your friends at a table is such a nice plus. Overall I do recommend this to my fellow consumers of cannabis!

I came to the Brooklyn location again this past weekend ; but once again horrible service horrible staff; won't be going back ;

Went out for a date night at the Broome street location and we had the best experience ever. Our server Justine made sure we were comfortable and made sure we had everything we needed. She came by and answered all our questions and gave us her recommendations on what her favorite strain to get. Brought our own weed but definitely wanted to try what they had to offer as well, was not disappointed. The food was absolutely amazing, the Infused food did not have the after taste that other infused food food has which made it more enjoyable.We would definitely come back especially if all servers are as welcoming and make the experience as good as she did for us. Definitely a new spot for us to come back to.

This was a dope experience. Everything was infused down to the drinks. Everything was great. The place is a vibe especially if you smoke. They play good music and very intimate. 420 friendly

Good food, loved the music and the vibe, and great atmosphere. Lost a star by not having attentive service , although I know she was doing the best she can.

I was looking for something new and fun to try. So I decided to try Stoned. To sit in, you need a reservation and it's $120 per person so I opted to place an order for pick up. I ordered a margarita pizza, garlic knots and a grape soda. The pickup time was supposed to be for 430pm. At 5:15 pm, I received a phone call saying I didn't order enough food. I am one person about to eat all of this infused food and I'm coming from out of state. The lady said I needed to meet the requirement of $100. It did not make sense to me because I ordered a pie of pizza which cost $50, garlic knots for $15, and a grape soda for $10. I thought that was extremely silly, especially because I am 1 person. All in all, I ordered more and it wasn't until after 530pm they started to prepare my food which was really annoying. The garlic knots were exquisite, I wish I could order them by itself. The pizza, the sauce and cheese were good but the dough was super tough, like cardboard. The grape soda you could taste the infuser in it which was ok. It took me 3 days to finish the pie of pizza, which is why it's so annoying that the minimum for a PICKUP is so high. The customer service alone is not enough to make me come back.

This was an amazing experience!!!! 5 stars definitely recommend!!! I plan on going again for my birthday. We went for my boyfriend birthday. We got garlic knots and a salad to share, it was a good amount. Then we got our own entree, drink and dessert! It was to die for!! It wasn't as strong as I thought it could be but you can always get it stronger. We also got the godfather blunt, the filter is a 3D weed symbol! Love it!! The service was amazing!! The atmosphere was amazing!! Definitely a great place to be

Had the vibe!!! But terrible for vegans. Felt like I missed so much since the menu is extremely limited Vegan options: Garlic Knots and side salad 4 Vegan pizza was very saucy (they gave me wings thinking I was lactose) Pizza 3 Chicken wings for a vegan Sorbet (others got ice cream, cannoli and another pastry while I got sorbet) 0 If you have food restrictions don't waste your money.

Ordered a pepperoni and combo veggie pizza to-go! Place is almost like a speakeasy - such a vibe, dope ambiance and you can't help but have a great time!

What an experience. As you approach the venue you can't help the feeling of excitement take over. The service was wonderful, you felt like you were being hosted by a life long friend. It's all you can eat, so if there's a certain course that's you're favorite (lollipops for me), you can ask for another round, or two! With that said, the food is splendid. There were times we forgot where we were because we were so into the flavor of the dishes. EVERYONE should try this place, even if you don't partake in herbal activities. Can't wait to hit up Coney Island. Verdict: Reserve your visit, NOW!

Amazing experience and best of all great service!! One thing that's important to add that I found out the second time I went, YES I WENT AGAIN!!! I found out that you can also ask them to hold on the THC on certain if not all items. (Whats the purpose if doing that if the whole reason is to enjoy it getting high right? Lmao well sometimes there's always that one person in the group that isn't into it or just cant for w.e reason.) But my friends and I enjoyed it!! My best part was dessert!! Omg you'll see what I'm talking about

What an amazing experience! I just went this past Friday evening to celebrate my anniversary. From the food to the service I highly recommend this place. Our server was attentive and very friendly. The food was excellent they served us a salad, garlic knots, pizza and wings, and ended the meal with gelato. All of the food was delicious but in my opinion the best part was the wings. The ambiance is beautiful and the restaurant has a very chill vibe which is excellent for smoking as you are allowed to light up in the restaurant. I would recommend this spot to all my 420 loving people.

It was cool but I was disappointed we couldn't have to go bags, so a lot of food and money wasted. Didn't like the feeling of being in my homeboy basement. I thought it would be more of a restaurant look. If you are late then you miss out on meal items beacause its a coursed meal, but they only sell basic pizza shop food that could be served all at once. Like what??? Not wort the money roll your weed at home.

Felt like a scam, no effects whatsoever. Probably cbd. Avoid the white pizza, the pepperoni is fine.

The East Village location needs a sign i spent 20 minutes looking around and around until i smelled marijuana and finally seen what looked lime security come out a small door in the corner. They open 7 and my reservations were for 7 pm. The tables were super small for the amount of weed and food expected on the table.. yeah bigger sized tables please ! And a small candle next to all this paper fire hazard.. couldnt find the restroom for 10 minutes the staffed disappeared come to find out (ITS BEHIND THE WALL) food was really good but they need a bigger signage

I came on a Friday night after getting tickets online ($130). Nice experience, great tasting food & drinks, but the infused part was missing. I left sober. The servers was nice & the music was pretty chill. I did like that we was able to get more wings when asked, but I don't think it was worth the price

The atmosphere was dope. The staff were all friendly and professional. The food tasted great. I would definitely go back again

I honestly don't know where to start... Very overrated spot to begin with. We arrived a few minutes before our reservation time so we were escorted downstairs to their lounge to wait for our table. The host shortly came to get us and bought us upstairs to our table in the dining room. The vibe started out alright as the server came over immediately and took our drink and pizza selections. It was hard not to notice that the dining room had NO air at all, just a fan blowing hot air all night so it made the visit extremely uncomfortable to deal with. We ended up leaving after our second course and didn't even get to experience the dessert. Nothing I ate felt like it was worth what I paid for. Yes, the infused dishes do give you a nice buzz and it is B.Y.O.P but the pizza was hard af and the drinks taste like absolutely nothing. They played good throwback hip hop and r&b music up until we finished our appetizers--We we're literally vibing then this random group of old musicians came up on the stage beside us and started singing music from the 70s and completely ruined the remainder of the night if I must say. If we wanted to go to a jazz lounge we would've because I'm not opposed to that but this was not the crowd for that at all and literally EVERYONE else was confused and just as caught off guard as we were. We made the best of it but never again I'll tell you that much. And I'm not sure if they have other locations but the location advertised was not the one we got and none of the special instructions for my birthday guest were followed. Just a weird night if you ask me but to each their own... Not worth $600 for watered down pineapple juice, 8 slices of pizza, 8 wings, 8 garlic knots, (2) salads and a dessert that we didn't even eat. Not worth the hype.. This is a tourist/tik tok attraction with great marketing and that's all.

Loved everything about this place. Super hiddden, super lowkey, great atmosphere, dope ass staff! Food was great, the garlic knots are to die for !!! Can't wait to order some takeout.

Website is alot of lies. Food is not unlimited. No lobster tail as described. Ice-cream is 3 tiny balls . An ice cube is bigger. Service is not worth a hundred dollar mandatory gratuity! You have to look for your waitress ,so u can order beverages. Needs lots of improvements for that amount of money.

If I could live in this place I would. Gourmet for sure. Fresh ingredients, great staff, perfect environment and you can partake while you partake if you know what I mean. They had live entertainment and the drinks are so fire. Cannot wait to go back, don't change a thing @thepizzapusha

My wife really liked the place and the vibe was cool, music was a little aggressive that night but still a great time with awesome ice cream!!

This was our second visit to STONeD. We were pleasantly surprised to learn they added a salad to the menu. Everything is infused from the drinks to the food and all tastes fantastic. The restaurant environment itself is cozy with a great ambiance. You can BYOW (or purchase a godfather) to enjoy during your meal, which is every stoners dream come true. Definitely worth checking out if you're someone that enjoys cannabis, pizza and good vibes.

Stoned is really a vibe. The food is sooo good. The service was A1!! I'm only giving four stars because they were doing construction right in the door way of the restaurant. But other than that, it was great. Can't wait to go back.

Amazing food l, service, high quality & ambiance. Perfect bang for your buck, went twice this month and have friends who are regulars to both locations.

Great place to celebrate your bday if you're a plant dad/mom. Great flavors, great ambiance and great service. I high-ly recommend this place.

Everything was amazing from start to finish! Got sat right at 7, prompt and friendly service. Couldn't taste THC in anything! But definitely felt the effects. My favorites were Caesar salad, cheese pizza and cookie n cream gelato.

Amazing. Everything was so delicious and flavorful. You have to go on a completely empty stomach to be able to finish all the food because it's just that good. I loved how relaxed the whole place was, especially the ambiance of the restaurant. Highly recommend.

when: Saturday at 7pm what: Sativa Sausage Pizza (320mg total), orange soda (20mg), garlic knots (6pcs for 20mg each) -- TAKEOUT would i come back? yes!!! can't wait to come back again! Service: - bartender offered free fruit water when he saw me waiting for my pick up, which was super nice - bouncer was chill and let me in to sit at the bar to wait for my pick up - I ordered ahead of time at around 5:40pm, arrived 6:20pm, and my food didn't come out until 7ish, which I was kinda ok with since I saw they were hurrying to prep for dinner to start Food: Pizza: - very dense - soft crust - could not taste thc at all - good sauce and cheese - fresh basil was a nice touch - can freeze leftovers and bake in oven to eat Orange Soda: - tastes just like fanta at first - had leftover soda and it did get a little bit of thc taste but not super noticeable Garlic Knots: - didn't try the sauce but they were flavorful themselves - also can freeze leftovers and bake to eat Vibe: - overall dark lighting with neon lights -- perfect when you're getting high! Additional Notes: - pickup orders have a minimum of $100 - cash only - pick up before dinner time so you don't have to wait in line (or let the bouncer know!) - recommended for experienced thc users -- try at home before dining in!

Visited from Texas and it was one of the best experiences we had while visiting. BYOW was a game changer and the food was typical but delicious. Service was 100/10 our waiter was very informative, helpful and friendly. Scenery is a low-light type vibe. Ultimately If you are a smoker this place should be on your things to do!

Came her this weekend for a friends birthday, this place was amazing!!! I will definatly be coming back. The food was delicious, everyone so friendly and welcoming, the restaurant and lounge has awesome lighting and decoration and comfortable atmosphere. Favorite place ever

Top notch experience from top to bottom. Our reservations were for 4, we got there at 3 so we mozied around outside until 3:50 and when we went back we were able to enter without issue. The decor here is cute, but I may be bias because I love dark restaurants. Our waitress came over fairly quickly to explain the menu and get us started. Our table had an array of the infused sodas which were all good. We smoked a little before our food came, they give you a rolling tray and ashtray for your table to use. Then the food courses began to arrive and everything that touched our tongue was so good. I'm a sauce girl and the marinara sauce for the garlic knots was my kinda party. Tomato-y but not acid and just a hint of sweet and spice. I'm not going to break down everything we had but I wouldn't change a thing about this experience. By the time we left we weren't sure if we were stoned from the food, the drinks or from our own bud that we smoked. If you're considering going here, just go.

infusions were good, food mediocre at that. service was less than attentative music way to loud can barley talk over it the one table with the couch on one side is rediculous, you can barley reach the table when sitting in it and your right below the blasting music not capable of hearing any conversation.