Adam H.
Yelp
This place is like a vinyl record in a world of streaming - the embodiment of old-school charm meets hipster-chic, with a vibe smoother than their velvety lattes. And the coffee... Oh, the coffee! So good it could make a cat bark.
However, I'm penning this poetic tribute with a slight buzz of annoyance. You see, despite the symphony of caffeine-induced creativity that Stouthaus masterfully orchestrates, there's always a rogue trombonist in the brass section - the Loud Phone Talker.
For reasons that baffle me, some folks seem to think that coffee shops are their personal phone booths, and Stouthaus is no exception. It's a bizarre ritual, these people popping on their headphones, cranking up the volume, and yelling into their device as though it's a baked bean can connected by a piece of twine. The conversations aren't your typical, casual chatter, oh no. They speak as if they're negotiating world peace or talking down a hostage situation.
It's disconcerting, to say the least. What happened to the basic principles of public decorum? Have they been usurped by this need to transform a serene cafe into a telemarketing hub?
So here's my plea to Stouthaus, and let's see if it can echo louder than a certain clientele's conference calls: a 'no phone call' policy, pretty please. We're here for the blend of rich conversations, chilled ambience, and stellar caffeine offerings - not to eavesdrop on Dave from accounting's client progress report.
Still, despite this cellular cacophony, my love for Stouthaus hasn't waned. Therefore, I award them 5 stars, minus a decibel or two for Dave. Just remember: sip, savour, and if necessary, go outside for your call. That's the secret blend to truly enjoying this gem of a coffee shop.