Mr L.
Yelp
Behind the tasteless food, obnoxious atmosphere, and mediocre customer service of Strega, there might be a person who once had a dream of getting into the restaurant business. If this is the case, I feel bad for that person. If Strega is operated by some restaurant company conglomerate--as it appears to be, I laugh at the money you wasted on an inept marketing team.
This was one horrible dinner for the books! STREGA IS A TOURIST TRAP. It has all the trappings of bad Hollywood Italian culture: a dozen tv screens with Mob movies on continuous repeat, obnoxiously loud live singing (thankfully only two songs), ridiculously overpriced food that tasted bad, and a foul-mouthed waiter.
We had the eggplant appetizer, bolognese, and sea bass. Everything was really gross! The fish lacked flavor; the 4 gnocchi were just hard, dense globs of potato and flour; the bolognese tasted EXACTLY like Chef Boyardee (in fact the first remake my wife said upon tasting it!); and the oil and vinegar to dip the cold bread was not even tasty. On top of the poor-tasting food, you're paying an absurd amount for each dish.
The tables are foolishly small, you're crammed next to a neighboring table, the music is obnoxiously loud. It's gaudy, obnoxious, tasteless, loud, expensive, and just a waste of space, money, and a meal!
They Panza across the street for larger portions, infinitely better tasting food, fairer prices, and a more elegant atmosphere. Strega is HORRIBLE! I would give it zero stars but am forced to leave one.