melissa d.
Yelp
Oh Sugar Factory, where do I even start? The name sounds like a sweet escape -- a fun, colorful spot where you'd laugh with friends over crazy milkshakes and maybe post a few cute pics. Instead, what I got was an overpriced fast-food nightmare wrapped in glitter and regret.
Let's start with the service -- or lack thereof. The place was not even busy. Seriously, it was emptier than my wallet after paying that bill. Yet somehow, we waited like we were in line for concert tickets. I could've cooked an entire meal at home, watched a show, and still beaten their "fast" food to the table. Our waitress was great, nice, knowledgeable and great customer service.
When the food finally arrived, I thought, "Okay, maybe it'll be worth it." Oh, how naive of me. The food was absolute trash -- dry, bland, and just sad. You know it's bad when ketchup becomes the highlight of your meal. For what they charge, you'd think Gordon Ramsay was in the kitchen -- but no, this was more like microwave-meal-level disappointment.
And the prices? Let's talk about those. I'm convinced they charge by the ounce of glitter on the menu. Everything costs like it's handcrafted by angels, but it tastes like something from a middle-school cafeteria on a bad day.
The whole experience was so bad it was almost funny. Almost. If you enjoy throwing your money away while being underwhelmed in style, this is your place. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and run.
Sugar Factory -- cute name, tragic experience. The only thing sweet here is the relief you'll feel when you finally leave.