Brendan B.
Yelp
We've been coming for years. It's a lot of fun, particularly if you have little kids old enough to walk around on their own and see the petting zoo animals (a large sow, goats, rabbits, miniature ponies available for a short ride, ducks, etc.).
The orchard, when we visited in September, still has plenty of apples to pick, although last year this time I believe the highly valued Honeycrisp trees were picked "to the bone" (probably by pre-season VIP guests is my guess). Still, lots of other apples to chose from, and no matter the type, all priced at $1.99 per pound, which is not a bad deal. In their own Sun High store, for example, Fuji apples were selling for around $2.50/lb.
So as a frequent visitor, here are my pros and cons:
The Good:
Apple Cider Donuts - Plain, powdered, or cinnamon
Plenty of large apples on trees in mid September
Indoor/Outdoor Farmer's Market with great local vegetables, freshly baked pies and cakes, and excellent ice cream for sale
Nice selection of Jams/Jellies/Preserves etc.
Friendly Counter staff
The Bad:
WHERE TO?
A hastily-drawn map of the orchard on a large wipe-erase board is not sufficient to guide folks to the apple variety they seek. Proprietors could print a map on each of the apple bags they provide, perhaps. Or if the trees very slightly from year to year, they could post little maps with "You Are Here" here and there, with an accurate depiction of the orchard and what apples grow where. It would make a big difference.
GRUMPY GUY
I have not experienced the "Grumpy Manager" but many reviewers say they have, so let me just say, king of the hill or not, be nicer!
THE LOO
Porta-Potty rest rooms. Come on guys. It's time. Pony up for some clean indoor plumbing. I don't know your finances, but it looks like you're making a killing out there.
WELCOME! NOW FIGURE IT OUT
Signage - Newcomers just need a sign saying "ORCHARDS THIS WAY" as opposed to relying on tradition. "They'll figure it out" is not a good way to deal with customers. And a terrible way to keep customers from wandering into your food prep areas looking for the orchard entrance.
BEE CAREFUL
I had something in here before about how the owners should do something about the prevalence of yellowjackets buzzing around the payment line, but honestly, it's a farm - There Will Be Bees. Not much they can do. But about that payment line...
SPEED UP THE OUTDOOR PAYMENT LINE
You can spend upwards of 30 minutes in direct sunlight carrying 20 pounds of apples or more, waiting to pay. Today there was one, albeit very friendly, guy in the little garden shed with his register and scale doing his best. But people show up with wagons full of individual half peck bags of apples, and time moves slower than the delicious molasses they sell in the main shop*. There has to be a better way. Maybe an Apple Pay scanner plus one of those portable hanging scales like the ones you use to weigh your luggage? That may not be an official enough scale to sell food because of NJ state regulations, but something needs to be done. Another helper or two? A cash only lane? More official scales-on-wheels? Selling by the bag full, not by weight?
All of that aside, we do come back every year. We get there early so we're not parking on a grassy sidewalk 3 blocks away, we always come home with amazing apple cider donuts, fresh cider, and a pumpkin or two, and we always have a good time. The kids love it; the negatives above were the grumblings of a dad who has maybe grown out of being able to see the simple joy of a place like this through a little kid's eyes.
* Full disclosure - I don't actually know if they sell molasses in their shop, but it was a good fit for my comparison.