Branden K.
Yelp
If you like the combo deal of terrible AND expensive, then this is the place for you!
Went here yesterday with the fiancé and first off, they told us approx. a 30 minute wait. We went elsewhere and hung out outside in the snow having a beer for 30 minutes, then nobody ever called us, so we went back to check in. There were loads of empty tables inside, just the hostess just forgot to call us. So basically we would never have been notified to come if we hadn't gone back to prompt them to do their job.
We got a pork enchilada and Mahi mahi tacos as well as appetizer nachos.
The nachos were super bland and obviously someone just glopped some lukewarm white cheese and canned beans over them and put it on a plate and gave it to us. I could have made Better nachos and I don't cook much. Fiancé's enchilada was dry and rubbery and had obviously been sitting out for a while.
My mahi mahi tacos were a joke. I asked for corn tortilla (got flour, whatever), the fish itself was lukewarm but when taking a bite, the taco felt cold. At first I was questioning if anyone even cooked this at all. I decided it was the green salsa they put on them that obviously came straight from a refrigerated jar and glopped onto the tacos.
I had also ordered a margarita, which I was unable to tell if it even had much tequila at all in it. I think they put a lot of chopped up jalapeños in it to try and mask the fact that there's little to no tequila in it.
So I switched to a double whiskey/coke. It also tasted mostly like just coke... whatever. But then we get the bill.
I was charged for a "double crown and coke", when firstly, I didn't ask for Crown, asked for whiskey, which in the rest of the civilized world means "well".
So then I'm doubly annoyed that I am not sure that I even got double well, but being charged on the check for a double top shelf Crown.
So I asked the waitress about this, she claims she talked to the bartender and that it was correct. There is absolutely no way that was a double pour of any sort of fortified spirit. That bartender certainly hasn't been accused of being heavy handed before. So basically I paid $17 for a Coca-Cola.
TL;DR: This place is both EXPENSIVE & TERRIBLE food with semi-competent staffing. If that's what you're looking for, then this is the place for you.
I would not go back and I wouldn't advise anyone else to even go there for the first time. This place obviously has no interest in catering to any repeat business and their business model is just to prey off of tourists that don't know any better and likely won't be back anyway.