J S
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A regular slice is $1.25 or $1.50, and if you want toppings? You’re looking at $2.50. That’s not outrageous at all, if the pizza was good. But it’s not. In fact, it’s the worst pizza I’ve ever had.
The cheese doesn’t even seem real. You know that satisfying stretch you get with mozzarella? The creamy flavor? You won’t find that here. This stuff tastes like salted rubber. It’s overly salty without actually being flavorful, and the texture is weirdly firm and plasticky. And when you pair that with barely any sauce and a thick slab of dough that tastes like cardboard? You’re not eating pizza—you’re just eating disappointment in triangle form.
And the toppings? Forget about it. The vegetables taste like they were soaked in a bucket of chemicals and then left under a heat lamp all day. There’s no freshness, no flavor, no pride in what’s being served. This is low-effort, high-profit food with no respect for the customer or the craft.
But the worst part isn’t even the pizza. It’s the why. This place isn’t aiming to serve good food—it’s aiming to catch you at your lowest. It’s open late, and it clearly knows its main customers are drunk, high, broke, or all three. And I say that with sympathy for the people, not the business. Because when you’re out late with nothing else open, this becomes your only option. And it knows that.
The environment reflects this too. It’s common to be approached outside by people begging for money—many of whom are struggling with addiction. The issue isn’t poverty. The issue is that this business is nestled in a struggling community and gives nothing of value back to it. It just takes.
The bigger picture? This isn’t just about one bad slice. It’s a whole trend in this neighborhood: cheap, low-quality food being sold at the highest price people will tolerate. Produce shops get torn down, and in their place we get delis, fast food, and pizza shops selling garbage. They’re not feeding the community—they’re draining it.
I'm not writing this in hopes that they’ll do better. I’m done hoping. This is a warning: don’t expect quality from this place. And if the price ever goes up again? Don’t be surprised if the pizza somehow gets even worse.
Truth is, the best food-related spot in the area might just be Walgreens. And that should tell you everything.