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Update: No one has reached out to me about my experience which is another sting.
I’m writing this review to give an honest, unsponsored opinion, because I really wish someone had been more upfront before we booked. My boyfriend and I just had a four-hand massage that cost over $850, and it simply was not good, didn't feel luxurious, it didn't even feel like a massage — not even close to worth the price. The more I think about it the more outrageous it feels
There was no real massage technique. It was labeled “light pressure,” but there was basically no pressure at all. I asked for more pressure during the session, but nothing changed. It felt more like reiki than massage, and I left feeling totally unsatisfied. I’ve had $60 Thai massages that were far more effective and equally relaxing. We actually booked another massage later tonight because my back still hurt.
Also strange; they told me they would massage above the breast area, but in reality, they were going all around the breasts without ANY covering while lying on your back, even when they weren't massaging your chest area at all which I thought was strange to be exposed like that for no reason... that should have been communicated more clearly — it felt a bit unprofessional.
The worst part was after the massage, we had to figure out the shower ourselves. No one turned it on for us, and it had a complicated three-lever system. I couldn’t figure out how to turn the water warm, so ended up taking freezing showers. The bottles weren’t labeled, so I had no idea what was shampoo, conditioner, or body wash — and no face wash to clean off all the oil. It's simple things like that that you would expect in a luxury massage that's close to $1000
The staff was very kind, and this isn’t about them personally, but whoever designed this experience really missed the mark. Just having two people doesn’t justify that price, especially when the quality is so low. You can get a way better massage elsewhere for a fraction of the cost.