Johnq D.
Yelp
I had a great time there last night, 10/16/18. Was actually volunteering for LitQuake, although the event was for "The Residents." First time I'd heard of either the band or the authors (turns out, one and the same) which many people attending had difficulty believing; but whatever. I run into similar skepticism when I discuss the merits of the "Legion of Super-Heroes." So, you know, nothing new. #limitedminds
Anywho, the best part was the STAFF! They were amazing. The music and stuff, fine. Different certainly. Set my mind a-vibrating. I mostly handed out programs at first. AND THEN! while the band played their curious, mondo electric brain bleed fuckyourhead sounds, I got to guard "The Green Room." Exciting! These residential people were quite hush-hush on whomeverthefuck they were, so guard I did. Former Navy. I can do that. #paraderest
Fuck that, I stood there like I had better things to do, but haha! And people tried! I think. There were a number of dubious characters who were either "lost," or were wondering, "what's back here?" or were just giving me nasty looks for no good reason. And I was SMILING! I was smiling like nobody's bizness. Now, it would help to know, that I am 5'10" and have a big ole scraggly beard. And am 51, and have gone way gray (platinum, thanks!) from my formerly red locks. And my hair's cut short, but I could use a haircut. Okay? OKAY. And I'm nicely dressed. Unusually. But I look like a good guard back in thurr, I can assure you. Last thing: QUEEN FOR DAAAAAAAYS. #whersmahpurs
So. The bartenders are fantastic. The people running the event: they know what it is they are doing. 'Nuff said. This one person I worked with: LOVE HER! She helped me out in this one situation with this one ... patron, shall we call them? This patron was quite rude. Quite rude, indeed! I could not believe my ears & eyes, I tell you I could not!! He was saying things that, were I an employee and had any fear whatsoever as to my actions this evening affecting my job, my livelihood(!!!), I might have been made very upset! Oh dear, or dear, or deary me!! But no. He tried to make me cry, the mean man! He told me I had failed! This tiny, tiny man! (He was might height, if not taller. But still. TINY [penis] )
I failed at nothing. I rocked at my job. THIS GUY has some major issues he needs to look at in his own damn soul. And I mean, DAMN.
However, as I said, the staff were a-MAH-zing!! And especially that one person I mentioned above. She just told me to shake it off, these things happen, people like that are everywhere, it sucks but what are you going to do. And the things is, she was incredibly busy, but she took a few seconds to say these quick words to me because I was, yaknow ... (sniffle) really FUCKING PISSED!
And she's right. Shake it off. I had. I found some flakes. These are the flakes. I also wanted to say I really had a good time at the Swedish. So, here that is. Haha!
P.S. If you ever need me to do what I did again, 4rls 4rls, LMK. Fun!