Dan K.
Yelp
Tacos for hipsters, poseurs, scenesters and poets... and bosses in bad crisp white shirts who don't know it.
In an ideal Yelp way, 3 stars is a solid rating but in reality, someone's gonna get their feelings hurt. Regardless, let's taco about it.
Alternative title: "I came in hungry, left greasy".
Taco Flats at Riata has all the appeals of a hipster joint in an upscale office park adjacent strip mall in a planned "resort style" apartment community.
It all checks out!
Everything from the qr-code order and pay on your phone service to the modern industrial-chic look they've got going on.
"¡Autentico!"
We came in search of Birria tacos, which have already jumped the culinary shark (brussels sprout?), this place was nearby. Not having been yet, we high fives and proclaimed, "game on!"
Along with my in-house counsel, we both got a Birria taco a piece. She got a chori-queso taco and a beer and I also got an al pastor.
"Never shop hungry" is good advice, if you can get it, so being hungry we ordered a small queso.
Chips and Queso:
Generally disappointing. The chips are tasty but are DROWNING in a spice (paprika?) which is overwhelming and a turnoff. The cheese itself wasn't super hot so it didn't act like queso should. (Eg. it was too firm and not runny enough). Also the menu boasted about jalapenos but there was a sprinkling of something not spicy. "White people queso!" was a phrase that was uttered. Additionally it was served in a to go container. Who likes eating in a restaurant as if you're outside?
Would not order again.
The Birria taco was a study on "what to do when you diced too many onions". I love me onion and cilantro. I usually ask for extra. Here, however, you couldn't even dip the taco in the consommé because it was all onion. The tortillas were fried and greasy. Tasty, but greasy.
Would not order again.
Al pastor followed suit. It was also tasty but a pile of onions and pineapple. Grease city. Also the meat chunks were HUGE.
Would probably order again, if I return which is... unlikely.
Was the food filling? Yes. Was it tasty? Yes. Was it amazing? no. Was it pricey? Yes. Did I hate myself a tiny bit afterwards, also yes.
Taco flats seems to be a safe place for yuppies and hipsters to enjoy an expensive taco and a beer.
It set us back ~$50 for two people at lunch (with one beer and a queso).
My pictures tell a more more generous story than was reality.
SYOY!