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Blue jean baby, Royal Oak lady, kneads dough with her hands
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, she'll marry a pizza man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the back
And now I'm in her, always with a, slice of Tania Pizza, in my hand
Hold me closer Tania Dancer
Count the headlights on 13 Mile Rd
Lay me down on streets of Michigan
You had a busy day today
OK Elton, thanks for that, now on with the review.
Tania has super friendly guys selling dirt cheap pizza that is nothing like any of the masses of other pizza shops that I have tried in Detroit. Here, they put the crust underneath and also on top - so it's like a pie - and then they put the goodies in the middle. Like Ciara would have.
Detroit has the very best pizza, but Tania is a little different, but still excellent - and so, so dirt cheap.
It wasn't the best I had in the city, but considering that it is around $1.50 for a slice and considering how friendly they are, and that they serve slices late at night when many don't, I will definitely give them five stars. Plus, most importantly, it's yummmmm. So try it.
Ohhhh. And it's also a Liquor Store. Why? Because this is the Detroit area. They must have more Liquor Stores per capita than any place I've ever been in my life.
And it's owned by Tania Lieder and Tania Harding, and close to a tanning salon, so you can Tania body all over, either before or after your slices.