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You can date girlie boys or you can date MACHOS
Or you can date hot boys, cuties, and GUAPOS
Or you can sit at home getting fat on NACHOS
But better still, you can Los Mexicanos TACOS
Forget the Menudo places and the GAZPACHOS
Forget the Churrascarias and the rude GAUCHOS
Forget the Sinaloa Cartel and their HEAD HONCHOS
And come and get some Los Mexicanos TACOS
Let the hipsters have their Oregons and COLORADOS
Let the art folks have their Monets and PICASSOS
Let the bundled frozen peeps have New Yorks and TORONTOS
And bask in Houston's warmth eating LOS MEXICANOS
The city that launched the Voyagers and the APOLLOS
The city of the hurricanes (so bring a couple PONCHOS)
The city where I love going to LOS MEXICANOS
The city where I ate my favourite Mexican TACOS
Belonging to the girl who lets me share her CONDOS
Although in truth she never asks me to use CONDOS
Besides if she had STDs you know I'd wanna CATCH DOSE
Anyway, I'm nothing like the dumb dudes you read about in COSMOS
And I follow her around like the zombies in IT FOLLOWS
Anytime she wants I will remake it as IT SWALLOWS
Cause Barbi rules and Barbi is my Queen are my MOTTOS
And she's the most amazing girl in EL MONDOS
And I wake her up by filling up her SLEEPY HOLLOWS
And I love rock n rolling with her more than SUZI QUATTROS
And we have lots of scars from our way-too-many GATOS
And she gets hot pink manicures, which obvi always MATCH TOES
And I protect her from creepy guys that try to SNATCH HOES
And in the past decade we've done way more than 5 MAMBOS
And had a whole lot of LOS MEXICANOS TACOS!
WHAT!
This is a cute little truck, and they get the job done if you want some tacos. Sure it's not the best taco truck we've ever been to, but it tastes good, and despite the lack of options they know what they're doing in terms of making good tacos.
We appreciate it and we will definitely come back here again. That's for sure.
It's in a part of town that doesn't have a lot of good taco trucks, and just for that reason we appreciate it even more.