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Winter in Buffalo made me look like a PASTY KO
Drove too fast to get here, guess I'm just a HASTY KO
Slurped down every drop of soup so nothing went to WASTY KO
And if you want Korean Soup, the best on earth is TASTY KO!
The rain in Spain falls on the Plain, not all of it, but MAINLY KO
This is to Katy Texas what Detroit is to SHADY KO
It's even more delicious than Miss Perry, you know, KATY KO
The best damm soup in HOU TX is here at TASTY KO!
It's the Souperbowl Champ, it should be named BRADY KO
It tastes even better than going down on LACI KO
But this verse just went and got a little bit too RACY KO
So let's get back to being virginal and eat at TASTY KO!
I know it's far from Hipster Heights but no need to be LAZY KO
It's way more healthy than a badly made expensive PASTRY KO
And if you're really lucky you might see my posing BABY KO
And even if you don't you'll be so glad you came to TASTY KO
Just watch out for the morons on I-10, and arrive SAFELY KO
And watch out if you go south on Mason, it's kind of WAVY KO
Cause if you crash your fast car it'll be sadder than TRACY KO
Chapman, that is, anyway, get your ass down to TASTY KO
I'm not trying to say that you should drive like you're Miss DAISY KO
But don't get road rage or you'll be as bad as Kevin SPACEY KO
Rumours of his demise were not exaggerated GREATLY KO
So wash away Frank Underwood's memory with TASTY KO
(But don't wash away Carrie Underwood's memory, I'm really close right now, don't stop, keep rapping, hurry up and finish the rap before he cheats)
i've been coming here each week I'm in Houston LATELY KO
The best Korean food you'll ever eat? That's a hard MAYBE KO
As good as anything found in Jamaica or in HAITI KO
So if you want the best soup in Texas you come to TASTY KO!
And if you're feeding Starlight give her cans with extra GRAVY KO
And if you're trying to steal my girl, you can't, I drive her CRAZY KO
And she will look this good until she's gone well north of EIGHTY KO
And hopefully we'll still be coming here to eat at TASTY KO!
What to get: Yuk Gae Jang
What not to get: A Yuck Gangbang
What else to get: Any of the soups
What else not to get: Any of the SUVs
I could make a Korea out of bad raps about food places, but if you want to make a Korea of eating perfect Korean soup, come here.
Ever since Seoul Garden (Buffalo) closed, I've been sad. They had the best Yuk Gae Jang (which is anything but yuck) imaginable. Only one place in the USA makes it as good - and it's right here in Katy of all places. Namudol in Queens inside H-Mart is great, but not at this level.
I could try and be diplomatic and say that other Korean Soup places are as good as this, but I'm not a Korea Politician, so I won't.
By far the best Korean soup in TX, and might be the best I've ever tried anywhere in the world. If you love Korean soups, you absolutely have to come and try them here. If you don't love Korean soups, you probably didn't try them here yet - or perhaps at all - they're life-changing.
I hope you listen to my Korea advice.
Service is lovely and friendly as well, and prices are affordable. Portions are generous, if you care about side dishes they're some of the best I've tried at Korean places, but best of all the taste of the soup is just otherworldly. They just know how to make their sh**, and they do so better than almost anybody does.
Forget UPS, this is the only Korea service that matters.
When you go to get Korean food you should always get soup (Barbie learned this the hard way, but she likes anything the hard way generally), unless you're at a KFC (Korean Fried Chicken) place. And this is the soup spot that you should come to. Lim's has some good soups to go with their KFC as well, but nothing like this. We will probably come here on a very regular basis - maybe even as often as once a week - when I am back in town. Spectacular.
And while Cilantro may be the same thing as Coriander, when it comes to soups and Barbie, I don't need anything other than Korea-and-her.
My thoughts from my most recent visit: As always it is the greatest Korean restaurant in Texas, alongside Lim's, which is totally different because it's for KFC or Pork Kalbi.
And if you agree with me that this place is the #1 anywhere, then I'm so glad you were able to Korea-oborate my story.
Tasty Ko is not just the best Korean. It's one of the best restaurants of any kind that I've ever been to in Texas. An absolute must-try.
So Tasty-Go here as soon as you can, it'll only take you a Tasty Mo to realize it's the best soup you've ever had, but Tasty Blow your spoonful first so it doesn't burn you. Your love for it will quickly Tasty Grow, and you'll Tasty Know that you'll never say Tasty No to this soup again. If you're a guy, we can come here together and you can be my Tasty Bro, and even if you're not into it I'll keep coming back here cause it's so Tasty Doe. And if you're really lucky, you might someday come here with a girl as stunning as my Tasty Ho.