Arbitrary Coffee Shop Reviews A.
Yelp
I am moving in. This is my new address, please forward all mail here
Tile everywhere. Vaguely reminds me of a subway stop but not in a bad way, which is impressive
Very cool floors. Sometimes I want to admire my shoes, and I appreciate that they provide a good backdrop for this activity.
Earthy color palate: lots of white, browns, earthy greens and a touch of gold. Well executed.
I see no less than six (6) different types of light fixtures. Great variety. The same type of joy I get in the lighting aisle in Home Depot.
Plenty of seating so I don't have to socialize with other humans. Should be a focus of every coffeeshop.
Let's talk about green. They do green well. How? In flourishes: the back wall is green tile, as are the menu boards and even the bags of coffee. Great coordination. Color brought in by strategic placement of a few plants; most notably the silver dollar eucalyptus arrangement on the central community table (made of reclaimed wood, another excellent choice).
Bakery section is separate from coffee bar, filled to the brim behind glass with pastries that somehow also match the aesthetic of the cafe. It's really the small details that pull the color palette together. Anywhere that sells this much gluten is good in my book (although I may have to make revisions to said book as I just found out I am in fact allergic to gluten, which has been absolutely devastating).
Excellent font selection; a serif font on the menu boards? Extraordinary. Handwriting-style cursive on the coffee sleeves and t-shirts? Revolutionary. Side note: what do you call the cardboard sleeve that insulates your hands from a hot drink? Google gives these options: coffee cup sleeves, coffee sleeves, coffee clutches, coffee cozies, hot cup jackets, paper zarfs, coffee collars, and cup holders. If you call it a paper zarf, please contact me directly: I have questions.
Coffee bar is a separate island in the room, ringed in lights and stained wood cabinetry with a sign hanging over it that says "COFFEE BAR". I want one in my home just like this. The whole bar. Industrial espresso maker included.
Despite it being 97 degrees and humid outside, one woman walked in wearing purple fur-lined gloves. Bonus points for attracting classy clientele.
Two walls are made of windows. Heck to the yes. Gimme all the light.
The baristas are all stylish?? Do they have a massive group chat to coordinate their outfits every morning? An unspoken bandana understanding? Even the ones that have arrived since I've been here match the aesthetic flawlessly. Excellent hiring.
Ceiling is a maze of pipes, vents, wiring, and beams, all painted white. Gives me factory vibes, but in a trendy way.
Vanilla latte was delicious. No bitter aftertaste. Solid coffee, good sweetness level.