Dean C.
Yelp
4/4/23
Some new friends invited me to dinner with them, here, so...... if you are said friends................. please look away.
Please.
I cannot lie, or beat around the bush, or hide the truth.... so look away.
..........
(New friends, you away now?)
...cuz this place is pretty much the most ridiculous "casual" Vietnamese restaurant I have EVER been to. Bar NONE. And I've had some pretty bad ones, like the one place where there was not a single Asian in the entire restaurant, staff included, and patrons... other than myself and my gf. THAT bad.
Just check out their prices. THIRTY DOLLARS for Pho. 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 THIRTY. But I gave them the benefit of the doubt and ordered it cause I really wanted to see what THIRTY DOLLAR pho tastes like...
1. Pho Tai Duoi Bo - Oxtail & Piedmontese Steak Pho $30 "local oxtail served with classic pho tai": I love oxtail. I'm Chinese, so mommy made it fairly often. I've also had oxtail soup at Hawaiian restaurants and several Vietnamese restaurants. So yeah, I've had a lot............. and I THINK when they say "local oxtail" there were quite seriously literal--cause I think since I don't see ox walking our streets in Oakland, they took the tails of some MUCH smaller animal and used that. These were The SMALLEST oxtail pieces I've EVER had in ANY soup at any restaurant. Bar none. 3 pieces, each one no bigger than 1" in diameter. If you have had oxtail or cooked it, you know how ridiculous this is.
As for that "Piedmontese Steak"....... um...... let me translate that for you: "1mm sliced pieces of thick cardboard." Dry as hell. Hard. Tasteless.
The noodles were good, and soup was actually pretty flavorful, better than average even. But I didn't pay $30, which would be the most I've EVER paid for Pho ANYWHERE, for just good noodles and broth. 1/10
2. Caramelized Chili, Fish Sauce and Butter Wings - Canh Ga Nuoc Mam - (1LB) $20 "glazed and tossed in caramelized fish sauce, palm sugar, butter, garlic, onions, bell peppers": I'll give them this--these were pretty. I think there were 8 of them. Meat wasn't dry, but it definitely wasn't juicy. Nice flavoring--sweet and tangy, and just a hint of spice. Twenty dollar good wings? .............. I cannot fathom anyone saying yes. 7/10 if these were $10-12. 2/10 if they're in Michelin-star territory.
3. 1% Community Kitchens Food Relief $0.50: Yup, they play that game. Odd they did 1%--if they're gonna have mystery charges, why not just make it 5%? I dunno. But owner, just roll into the prices like you should, please.
Normally resort-fee mystery after-meal charges are automatic -1 points with me, but since I was gonna give them 1/5 stars even before seeing that...
1/5
Btw, my bill before tip was $55. Just FYI. Yup. For Pho and Chicken Wings. Fifty Five Dollas.
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