Curt C.
Yelp
This place is a complete wonder! It's an amazing experience that I'm so glad that I got to do. Te Puia is a Maori village, cultural experience, museum, and natural phenomenon. It's located just outside of Rotorua, but accessible on the bus. It's situated along a river, on a geothermally active area with geysers, bubbling mud pits, and volcanic vents spraying steam.
While walking around the park, you get to see lots of examples of Maori art, examples of their architecture and sample their cooking. They make a dish with meat and veggies that they bury in the coals, and dig up to serve. I marveled at the huts that they build and little shacks up on stilts to store their goods in. The Maori are fierce warriors, and many of their gods look awful mean.
The nature walk that surrounds the park is amazing! I've never seen anything like it. It's a stroll along a river that's fed by geysers and hot pools, going through a rain forest. The whole area smells of sulfur. You can see how the earth seems alive here. The ground here is so hot in some areas that it can literally melt your shoes off- or worse! Pay attention to any warning signs. When you veer off the main trail on to the side paths, things aren't as improved and a little more adventurous, where steam sprays out of random holes in the ground. Carvings of Maori gods line the pathways, along with signs letting you know what's going on with them.
They also have an actual kiwi bird here! I was excited to see the national bird of New Zealand, but it turns out they're nocturnal. They have a specially darkened room with a large aviary in it. But when I went, the kiwi was hanging out in its kiwi house, which was only visible from a video camera inside the house. It looked like it was sleeping when I went.
The gift shop had excellent stuff in it. They have an arts and crafts school on site, and work with the locals to make some cool stuff. I scored a Maori war mask! The prices were high, but the quality matched their prices.
When I went, they were in the process of construction - improving the place with expensive, high tech buildings, whose design seems quite out of place. The new buildings they're working on seem to take away from the rustic charm and authenticity of a Maori village, with sleek concrete and chrome designs. I hope they do something to make it look more authentic when it's completed, as their conceptual drawings look a bank plaza located in the rain forest.
Of the Maori villages, this one seems to be the best one, since it's open during the daytime, do regular hourly shows, and have people standing around to answer all your questions. I can't recommend this place enough!