Constance L.
Yelp
A few solid options, but bigger misses -- short rib Wellington was texturally very unpleasant (completely shredded/pâté-like meat in gravy, rather than a whole piece of short rib). Detailed breakdown below:
**Service, 5/5** Staff was very attentive and cleared plates often. Our food also came out pretty quickly and at a great pace.
**Decor & cleanliness, 4/5** Clean interior, although a bit cramped and loud, so not as romantic as you'd expect.
**Price & portion, 3/5** I didn't feel like the quality of most of the dishes justified the high price point. Of the 8 items we ordered, I'd only order 2 again.
**Presentation, 5/5** Beautiful plates! Definitely lots of attention to detail.
**Taste, 2.5/5** This section is obviously weighted the heaviest. The mains were disappointing but a few of the small bites were good.
- Crab croquette with tuna, 5/5: Delicious! Delightfully crispy, light and fluffy in the inside, and a great bite with interesting flavors and textures.
- Caviar and waffle add on, 5/5: A warm waffle that isn't too dense with a fresh pop of creme fraiche and a dollop of caviar -- so good and well balanced!
- Octopus, 2/5: This was one of the toughest octopus I've had. At ~$40, I expected a succulent, tender bite. Instead, I got an overcooked and stringy octopus with the texture of overcooked chicken breast. I didn't even know octopus could have that dry, shredded texture. Very unpleasant but the good sauce compensated slightly for the disappointment.
- Short rib Wellington, 1.5/5: The pastry was crisp and maintained it's structural integrity, which was impressive given that the interior was filled with gravy and a completely shredded, cat-food like paste. I expected a well-cooked, juicy short rib, and the texture of the mashed, shredded meat felt like a cheap cop out. To make matters worse, the "gnocchi" served with the dish were extremely dense, gummy, and didn't have good flavor. I suspect this occurs when they don't properly remove the starch from the potatoes.
- Jamon, 4/5: The cured jamon was delicious, but there are no bread or accompaniments for the meat. If you're willing to down an entire platter of salty meat without any carbs or other flavors to balance it out, you'll enjoy this.
- Pan con tomate, 2.5/5: The bread was tasty, but the tomato needed to be seasoned more because it was very bland. Each slice was soaked in olive oil to the point where I had to wipe my hands and chin after every bite. Not too fun or glamorous, and not even that memorable.
- Oysters, 4/5: Fresh and light, but lacked salt.