Johnny R.
Yelp
Long story short: my wife and I stayed with some friends in one of the yurts overnight. We loved it.
Our dinner at the Cookhouse though: meh.
Just so you know: you place your order a week or so in advance because the Cookhouse doesn't have much room to store food for an a la carte style menu. That's fine. Charming, even. But knowing exactly what everyone has ordered ahead of time means that your game should be on, especially at $85/person. A captive audience eating inside a fancy tent in the woods a mile from the nearest parking lot doesn't mean that you can cut corners. Even though there is no internet access, we humans have memories and will internet later if we are even slightly smoted.
You ski, snowshoe or hike in to the Cookhouse. That's pretty cool. In a non-hunter/gatherer society this is about as close as we get to working for our meals anymore. I am okay with that.
The Cookhouse yurt is charming and the dining area is well-heated in the height of winter by a beast of a pot-belly wood burning oven. There is one seating at six pm and the room filled up with about 30 people. Only a two top was left unpeopled.
We ordered a bottle of Malbec wine and it was subpar. One dimensional and dull.
First course was a shared app plate with enough fig crostini, sliced sausage, fruit and a corn-niblet sized piece of cheese for all of of us. Presentation was amateurish and crowded the plate. (Please don't slice strawberries like that and batonnet a pineapple and think that it is interesting.)
Second course was a choice of tortilla soup (which seemed terribly out of place with regard to the rest of the somewhat American menu) or an arugula/kale/candied pecan/goat cheese with maple-something vinaigrette salad. I was sad/bored when I then saw the described salad being delivered to another table on a comically undersized plate while our server asked me for my choice so I ordered the soup hoping for less boredom. Turns out I would be bored either way. My tortilla soup came in a diner-type bowl and didn't even have the decency to have a garnish of crushed tortilla chips or cilantro or some bullshit Mexi-crema squeeze-bottled over the top. It didn't taste like it had any tortilla in it, but otherwise, the flavor was pretty good
Third course. There is only one vegetable side for all the entrees: sauteed baby carrots and haricots verts. The haricots verts had been under par-boiled before service so that they weren't texturally correct after being sauteed. To the chef's credit, though, much effort had been spent making sure that each carrot was separated from each bean on the plate, boy-girl-boy-girl fashion.
If you ordered lamb chops, it came with mashed potatoes.
If you ordered elk, you got mashed potatoes,too.
If you ordered salmon, you got a rice blend.
Temps were right on around the table, but the extruded collagen on the salmon had not been thoughtfully removed. The whatever-berries that came with the elk were not incorporated into the sauce. It wasn't even a sauce, really, just berries macerated with wine (maybe?) and a mild sweetener, then heated and placed next to the elk slices and allowed to thinly and unattractively juice all over the plate. The lamb...the lamb was pretty good, but not very lamby in flavor. That's not the chef's fault, though.
Fourth course: Strawberry-rhubard pie. Excellent execution on this. Flaky crust with a properly sweet, slightly tart filling and a piping of correctly sweetened whipped cream. Clean plate club for all of us on this course, unlike all the others. A pedestrian but well made dessert that shined above all the other phony nonsense we were served.
Overall: not too great. I would stay in the yurt again, but I'll skip the Cookhouse. The cooks/chef need a course in plate presentation and continuity. These are teachable things but if you can't do fancy, don't charge fancy prices. I know you have to snow mobile everything in, but that's not a justifiable excuse for the prices. Your food cost should hover around 30% not 20%. (You know what I'm talking about here, chef.)
Chef: If your boss is making you charge these prices, then continue to do the best you can. I can see and taste that you have some solid skills but that you just need some focusing. For the interim, just think about each meal as a whole rather than a series of unrelated courses.
Boss: I know that you are booked every night and that's a good thing for your bottom line, but you won't be filling those seats forever if you keep this up. Your restaurant is in the woods, for crissake. Keep it woodsy, simple, clean and smart. If you do that you won't go wrong.