The Alameda Strip Club

Decent spot. Lap dances cool. Everything chill. Went like 3pm on a saturday. Girls were doing their thing. Subtle but got the job done.

Friday $ 5 for parking $ 5 to enter. for not wanting to park my car in an unsafe place because the park was already full. They want to charge me $ 5 to enter. The security guy has never been charged to see that he does not pay for the parking he wants to pay to enter. when you have never been paid to enter here.

This is an ok place if your a customer decent prices. But it's a horrible place to work they will exploit you for extra work hours not pay you use psychological abuse and hang the promise of being hired one day ( they want you to work but not be officially an employee) the manager is a chubby Hispanic lady and hates and abuses the dancers she is very much a mean girl. They don't tell you the rules but then criticize you for not knowing them I'm guessing its part of the mental abuse. You have to worry about people breaking into your car here. It's really a big hassle and the customers are very grabby and security doesn't try to get the customers to calm down just criticizes the girls saying they are dirty. The customers really say very inappropriate things like asking for illicit acts.

Super cool doorman. Super personal bartenders. Place is clean and has a nice set up. Dance area is off to the side and well lit. Dancers were all Latina and nice. All on the thicker side with a few having enhancements top and bottom. Enjoy

I really liked this place because they have a pool table and are sober-friendly with a nice selection of non-alcoholic 0% beers as well as amazing tacos. all that was completely ruined by one of the dancers(think her name was Valentina) being very dishonest and deceiving about the dance prices not once clarifying price, or time. I didn't think much of it cause I assumed I'd pay beforehand like most clubs. I also assumed someone was timing her dance or she would let me know when she'd be done but she kept going and after 4 1/2 songs passed I asked her how much, she said $180 and quickly changed it to $200....so I asked to speak with a manager and she began shouting at me to pay her, and then yelled at me me there was no manager and to talk to security, which I tried but she kept interrupting me going on and on to pay her, never letting me talk to security just causing a big scene, when she clearly ripped me off. at all other clubs I've been too you always pay upfront to a manager and are clearly made aware of the amount of time you are paying for and security keeps track of your time. but here the security was completely unaware, and she just wouldn't shut up to let me talk to him. no manager on the floor at all. so in the end I handed the "security" $100 and walked out. a shame I won't be returning cause I really liked the pool table and food/drinks. do yourself a favor and go to Dames n Games up the street, great hospitality and chill vibe with nicer and hotter girls with no attitude.

I have been here several times and it’s honestly such a great experience! They are very friendly and they have some good looking girls! The bartender is so hot too! They always have deals on alcohol! Highly recommend it.

Russian security is 🗑 tries too hard. He thinks he works for a celebrity event. He kills the customer vibe and one day that old guy is going to to catch the wrong man in a bad mood. The big Hispanic one who speaks good English and green vest is awesome. Pay him $50/hr. Bartender woman is awesome and the dancers are chill. Worst vip dances but the women are still decent and kind. Overall it’s actually surprisely functional even though out of over 30 strip clubs I’ve been to, this is thee smallest ones establishment ever. More like a strip bar than a strip club. Big difference

Great place. Often has new talent. Met Teetee last week. Great mileage. Gives “extra Services” for the right price in the restroom. Highly recommend 😜

Awesome place. Girls are nice very and clean. Food is amazing. Bar tenders are cool, Very chill vibe. Always have a good time.

Bartenders are extremely nice, it's family owned so everyone gets along so well. The dancers are well mannered, sweet and have never encountered anyone being pushy or aggressive. Celena is my favorite one!!! to top it, the food is amazing! ask for ceviche or aguachiles. BOMB!!!

Came here with my co workers the other night to celebrate my birthday the girls are super nice and welcoming also the food was awesome and the service was super speedy our drinks were served within seconds the guards were also really dope definitely will be coming back !!!!!!!!

A few hours ago I was in this lousy bar, where I saw that many girls charge for sex. In less than an hour I was able to talk to two or three dancers, which after the bar you can get for only 300 or fewer dollars. A girl by the name of Titi then exchanged her phone number with me and said Baby, I'll charge you 300. She also offered me drugs. It seems that the bar manager grabs anyone without documents and with these terms, is super bad, and unethical. I don't recommend them. I'm very sorry for the owners or whoever might care but very soon they might close the place because the lady doesn't know who she was talking to.

Went to alamedas for the first time and tbh as soon as I walked in there I almost immediately regretted it , just as I was about to walk out though this beautiful sexy Cuban girl named monse tapped me on the shoulder and said what's wrong baby . When I turned to look her I was in awe that I thanked god there was a girl that was sweet kind polite, and up to par in the looks department forsure !!! Long story shorts the only and main reason I stayed as long as I did and send as much as I did there to be 100!!! I would absolutely be back for her ‍

I came to leave little flyers for a small business. One of the security guards came to explain that we couldn't and that was totally okay. I understood. But some lady whom I am assuming was also security was just truly a b****. I was not rude nor being difficult, I would've taken it off too but she wanted to be indecent and honestly ghetto. Just so embarrassing for her. I hope she's okay. Body was btw, not T. Stay safe!

This is the best strip club I've been to in awhile!! The girls are next level and the beer prices are hard to beat

Just look for Maddy and you'll be in good hands!!... Good food too. Securities just lazy..

Came here on my layover from Texas and I am surprised at how comfortable this place is. Everyone is so friendly, and their beer selection is top tier. Most amazing thing is the girls! WOW. It's my favorite place and will be coming back to see sasha soon! Highly recommend

Worse club ever ! I understand it's family owned which should be a good thing? But first of all I've been there as a customer and & dancer THE manager doesn't know how to speak to women who are the ones who bring the guys in to there club . But because it's Latino owned and I look like a white girl and my girl doesn't look Latina LEARN YOUR DAM GEOGRAPHY we are latinas too so treat your people right. Girls wear raunchy stuff there and they wanna act strict ? The older ladies are cool there but it's just a club I would never want to experience again . Food is okay not that great. I can't even imagine how they treat people there my close friend even told me he would never go there again and he's a black male who felt so uncomfortable being there yea I'm sticking to my other clubs . I don't recommend look up the other topless clubs in la WAY BETTER !!!!!! The girls are not even all that I wouldn't spend a DIME .

A real Geniune club! The services, they really do what they are paid for. Make you amazingly excited! The cover charge is also 0$ 5 days a week. And the most important part: Its a safe club, they do very good check up.

Great place to have a few drinks and hang out a bit.Been here many times in the past and I've always enjoyed it.But of course depends on the company you go with as well.But cold drinks , some fun ladies and even the food is tasty.

Stopped coming here like 4 years ago. Started coming when I was 24 now 35. A lot of cool chics here, yeah some are old and well you know, over the hill but you have beautiful ones too. But they are all cool, from my experience. I was a handsome dude, dated chicks from here and made a lot of friends when I was young. Anyways loved my time here, you can call them hood chicks or whatever but they the down chicks. Might be a ghetto area but just be aware and you'll be fine. I don't know if ownership is still Russian, and if it is, spit some Russian vocabulary at security, you want those fools on you're side.

Don't miss out! Friendly and beautiful girls! Betsy is the best bartender! She'll take care of you.

Great hangout with the guys. Girls are nice. Linda the bartender is great. No cover, Great parking for bikes and no drama. Love coming here, and always entertained. $20 Lap dance, you can't go wrong. Went for the Monday $25 Corona bucket. They also have a pool table... Who goes to the strip club to eat? ....Hell, I do when I get the munchies. My favorite snack, Chicken Tenders and the fries.... Never had an issue there.

Parking is spacious and free. No cover charge. Love that they play Spanish music, Latino/Mexican friendly for sure! I frequent Sams and Dames and Games and I would have to say that this place needs to step it up big time. Bartender is an older lady, usually this wouldn't matter but in a strip club I think the whole ambiance should be "sexy" so I was a bit shook by that. She is actually a great bartender but somebody's grandmother indeed. My biggest turn off are the dancers themselves, we only saw 2 of them roaming the whole club and neither was hot so we left. However, I would go back for drinks with friends and to listen to the music. Hope next time is better.

New ownership and it shows, the atmosphere keeps getting better! Food hits the spot and the new draft beer is really cold. Definitely will come back

I was here last night it was and oK pretty slow and not many girls. I arrived around 7:00 pm. The bar lady was amazing very helpful and very friendly. Around 8:30 more girls arrive the one that was very hot believe her name was scarlet. Also the served was always checking the table to make sure everything was ok. I took one star because the beer a overpriced. DJ was cool very nice music selection. Lap dances are $15 and they last around 1 min and a half. Will do definitely come back to give it another try. Also if you check in you get a 50 percent off any bucket of beer from yelp.

Supposed to be topless bar but the girls did not take their top off. It cool get drinks but would never get a dance here too disappointed. If I would recommend is going else where!!!

Very beautiful woman go the extra mile too help your experience. Food is delicious atmosphere is the best the dj knows how to make a variety of music and the the have great dancers just a great place to chill after work or get some food great place.

As promised in other reviews, this club has lots of BBW Latina dancers. And that was what I was in the mood for on Saturday. The club is in a heavily industrial area. I used the $5 valet parking at didn't have any problems. It was a fun night. The clientele seems to be is mostly working class Hispanics, but I wasn't at all uncomfortable being the only white guy there (except for security and management). Overall, this is a fun, but low mileage club. I grabbed a table the second row from the stage and the first girl sat down within a minute or two. The conversation was good, but a little limited due to a few language issues. After 10-15 minutes of conversation, I went for a private dance with her. The private dance area is well lit and just two rows of benches that face each other with a spot for security to watch. The dances are $15 bikini lap dances

This place is wack no girls dancing. There's no cover fee, the security is just on his phone. No girls dancing, just 2 busy in the booths. No beer on tap only bottles. Big girl walking around in her undies reminds me of a teletubby. All of them look like grandma's.

Great place had two dances from Arely and I've got to say "Wow!" She amazing! I'm definitely going to return for more dances from her! And might even have a drink or two!

This place looks run down from the outside. It gets packed at night though with mostly Latinos. The majority of the chicks here are Latinas and couple white girls. This is not a strip club even though it says strip on the outside. It's a bikini bar. Girls do dance here but it's all bikini. Occasionally you get a girl who will flash you but it's a rarity. Not a bad place to check out. $10 dances and no cover charge but they do charge $5 for parking.

Loved it great place to go and have fun the girls were nice the drinks are reasonable free parking no cover charge and no drink minimum . The owner was awesome is hard to find that now and days. Music was mixed awesome. I will surely be returning.

The food is decent for a Bar/Strip Club. Beer is at a decent price. The Bartender is a great conversationalist. Dont remember her name. Now to the girls. they obviously follow the money. so i decided to ask for one of their $15 min Lap Dance. Very courteous. Paid and got it. while this was going on she said if i wanted another one. which i said yes. near the end of the dance she call a different Bartender than the one I was talking to and decided to order alcohol. She state it a way that i would be paying. She orders a $12 shot of tequila. I said no she can get a beer. Then sits next to me and asked for the m9ney for the other two extra dances i got. I immediately said no we agreed on one. Went to speak with the people that seemed to be in charge. They werent. Another stripper defended the girl stating that the guest is suppose to say stop and keep track of how many songs are going by. To which i stated i agreed on 2 dances. I ended up not paying for the alcohol she ordered and payed for what i agreed on and left. GENTLEMAN, BE CAREFUL WITH THE STRIPPERS HERE. YOU CAN GO TO SAMS AFTER DARK AND GET MORE TRANSPARENCY FROM THE STAFF AND BETTER QUALITY GIRLS AND ITS A SHORT DRIVE FROM THIS PLACE.

Came in on a weds night and had a great time. Drinks were reasonably priced, and music was a mixture of rap and spanish. There were around 8 girls. Most were pushy and rude when you dont agree to a dance right away. I ended up getting a few dances from a beautiful tattooed girl named Karmin. She was so friendly and down to earth, and the only one who didnt harrass me for dances right off the bat. If you go in then ask for her. She made my night.

I went to this place last night, i was not impressed. Sure, no cover charge, 5 bucks for parking, but the women don't even go topless, its a glorified bikini bar at best. I stayed about an hour and decided to go to Sam's Hofbrau instead.

$5 parking. Park somewhere else on the street or sumthin. Decent size inside. Girls look good. No cover. Stage dancing ok. Wasnt many girls though. Went on a saturday. Wear w/e, even a jacket i suppose. Security heavy and check at the door. $15 a song private dance. No touching dances. The girls dont touch neither. U might get a lil bump bump here and there while they shake in ya face lol but seriously, its no touching. Music is decent though! All kinds.

Was on vacation and just Googled a new spot to visit, a bar. Came here and it was a total different bar environment. Older ladies asking if I wanted a dance and they were like not the hot supermodel type. Friendly and the crowd were Spanish, Latinos, and Mexican decedents. I was the only Asian there. Had a few drinks and grab a dance with one of the gals as she was talking to me. Hustled two dances, which I did not care much. It was like a lap dance with bikini on...okay experience. This place is for the older gentlemen, like in the 50s and up... Asked one of the gals where to get some real homemade tacos. Told me to go to El Taurino...

It's an ok place to kill time. Very bright. No kind of privacy. I've been there several times when I can't sleep, I live a few blocks away. Never seen a topless girl there once lol. Most girls where body suits or one pieces. Not very sexy. Lap dances are $15 but fully clothed, no touching, and everyone can see you. Don't go expecting to see any nudity, it's a bikini bar I guess. Most girls are latinas, slightly overweight and mid 30s to mid 40s. Lame vibe overall.

We were well taken care of, the place has a classic table dance feel, private parking, friendly staff and great deals on drinks.

Fell in in love with this one white girl the most damm.... She was just bad well the beers were 6 bucks a bottle not bad and fifteen dollar lap dance from her so damn good experience here would go back !!! Also they play more Spanish music the night I went but some hip slaps!!!

This place is a hidden Gem!!....not a high class place...... its like a Sams Hauff little brother strip joint ........free to get in reasonable, priced drinks, lap dances 10bucks mostly all hot latin girls and latin crowd but sometimes slightly mixed ..worth it if u like it a little sleazy and dive-ish style!

This place is pretty good. The beers are $5 just like some other places. Parking is free if you park outside and $5 if you get valet parking. The parking outside is a bit shady because the street does not have much lighting. The girls are getting a bit better. You still get some weird ones once in a while. For the most part I had a good time when I went here.

BW intentionally left out the extra B. Beers only by bottle and about $7-$8 each, bikini bar, not a strip bar, mostly very big vulgar Latina women and just not my scene. Construction worker clientele and rink a dink seats and tables (looks like an 80s kitchen set). Didn't bother with a dance here.

I see several arguably good points in the other reviews here. Alameda is on the lower end of the quality scale when it comes to bikini bars. There are few girls working the Monday-to-Thursday, 5:00 pm to 8:00 pm shift, which is time I'd be found there. I've seen instances where there was only ONE girl working. But on the bright side of the coin it's actually not too bad of a place to get a quiet drink. (Quiet as in a drink by yourself; not so quiet if you include the blaring juke box.) Compared to Sam's Hofbrau around the corner, this place is darker and sleazier. They serve reasonably cheap eats that are as bad as you're imagining they are. The girls have more mileage on them than any other place I've been to, but they respond to courtesy and I find them to be perfectly enjoyable short-haul female companionship. The clientele are mostly warehouse workers and truck drivers. These gentlemen, shall we say, occupy the special portion of intellectual orbits. The upside is that the the solo ones tend to wallflower at the bar, which leaves free all the tables in the center of the room. The ones that arrive in packs pretend to their buddies that they only associate with fashion models and porn stars, which also leaves free the one or two girls working there. Summary: Not my top choice but good for a quick fix.

Been here a few times,it's ok I like that you don't have to pay at the entrance,no cover charge,the girls are decent there is alot of older woman and not in the best shape but there is alot of eye candy and sexy girls for you to enjoy but this place needs to step their game up they barely have anybody dancing on stage and you rarely see a stripper get topless while on stage,lap dances are ok but the security is watching you like a hawk and will give you shit if you touch the girls and I've been getting a lap dance from the same stripper but the last time I went she did me dirty she gave me 3 lap dances and said it was 5 and when I told her it was 3 she said she was gonna call the security to ask "him" how many it was so I had no choice but to pay for 5 dances. The strippers are latinas and so is the crowd,music is ok and the beers are usually $5.

The struggle is real haven't been here in years but even then 2005 the girls where beat up and willing to do whatever it took to make that $$$ all you had to do was keep an eye out for the Russians (bouncers) omg lol it is what it is!

I wonder what's there prices for a private room anyone ?! I mean the club looms dope i need to try new things

This is a great, layed back bar with lots of personality. I feel very safe as the security is very profesional. The girls are nice and very friendly and managment seems to be on top of everything. Great place to watch a game and drink a beer with you buddies.

Nice laid back atmosphere. Hot and friendly girls. Fair prices. Cool place to relax and enjoy the show.

This place was coo . Nothin but baddies there . All em had cakes ;p i'd go back . However this one girl gave me a weak lap dance .. For $40 . Couldn't even understand her most the time . She was kinda sexy tho , so it was coo i guess .

The alameda strip is a bikini bar. Its not really a great experience. This is basically a bar for the locals. Its a place where you can drink a lot of beer and talk with your friends. The women are really not the top- notch entertainment that you would see at traditional strip clubs. These are just your average women with a part time job. Ordinarily this would not be a problem. Basically the problem with the women is that they tend to be standoffish, they don't really seem to want to be there and this drags the club down. On the positive side lap dances are only $10, however, you are not dancing with the traditional attractive strip club girl and the security will prevent the dances from becoming too erotic. So, basically go there if you like beer and if you dont mind dancing with 6's & 7's with below average personality.........

Neighborhood bikini bar. I've stopped in a few times over the past year or so, And have been welcomed by companions ranging from BBW to a tall, slim, model-type named (if you can believe it) Tiffany. Conversation, a cold beer or two, and I'm on my way. From observation (that's my story and I'm sticking to it), the lap dances get pretty steamy.

Alameda strip is closed now.. I am looking for a dancer from this club.. Jackie from central America.. anybody knows anything about her?

Abierto Nuevamente, Televisaron la pelea y se puso a reventar! Dude! Alameda Strip is back in business! Open 7 Days a Week serving Daily Specials and Food? Came with a small crew to watch the fight, place was packed. Having a Topless Bar in this location is the Best thing for the hard working class...