Heath M.
Yelp
In the beginning, there was a gay dive bar unassumingly placed in Pi Alley in Downtown Crossing. The bar wasn't without its quirks, in fact, it needed a lot of work. The owners looked down and said "let there be subway tile, remodeled bathrooms, a fun lighting concept and big screens." And there were, and they were good.
But then a nasty queen named Miss Rona came along and menaced the whole operation. Fortunately, the owner had been remodeling the bar's kitchen for some time in hopes of serving food, and it just happened to be ready during the pandemic. The clientele was understandably dubious, they were more used to battling the bar's strong pours on an empty stomach before dinner, rather than actually consuming a meal on the premises. A tradition Miss Rona snatched from our embattled community. But hope came in the form of a bistro menu.
I have to say, I was really impressed by the quality of the food at the Alley. One thing is clear, they aren't just going through the halfhearted motions of serving food to stay open, they are really going for it by serving good food at a reasonable price.
The app menu has some great standards, but most impressive was the poutine. For those who've never been drunk in La Belle Provence (that's Quebec) at 3:00 AM, poutine is french fries, gravy, and cheese curds. The challenge is, restaurants here in the US generally struggle to replicate it. The precise cheese n'existe pas ici and the gravy isn't the kind you'd put on your turkey on thanksgiving. Clearly, the cook at The Alley isn't thwarted in the least: last night I had the closest approximation of the dish ever consumed on American soil. It was so tasty, and the sauce was on point. In lieu of the border to the north reopening, this was the next best thing.
As for sandwiches and entrees, there's an impressive selection. I went with the burger, which was cooked perfectly on a supple brioche bun and what sure seemed to be homemade pickles. I really wasn't expecting that. All and all, when you're ready to eat out and you're jonesing for some time at your favorite bar, as I was after a year of isolation, The Alley is very much an option right now.
Oh, and BTW, it's spotless, there's plexiglass and social distancing -- they've really taken pains to ensure their clientele is safe. Miss Rona can just sashay away, because The Alley ain't having her drag.
Most importantly, with so many of our spaces closing, it's wonderful to know that the Alley will keep upping their game so they'll continue to be around for us.
And someday, when the world is less farkakte, we won't need to stagger to another locale for our sustenance meaning more quality time with our friends. How's that for a silver lining?