Keegan Z.
Yelp
I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times where a well-reviewed restaurant on Yelp has turned out to be a bust. Sadly, this was one of those times.
I came here with two friends from out of town recently to give it a shot. One of my friends is Vietnamese and the other loves burgers, so I felt this would be a slam dunk choice. The lackluster service when we arrived (and throughout) was my first clue that this was not the "match made in heaven" I was hoping for. Our server was absent most of the time and clearly disinterested when present, did not ask if we wanted more to drink, did not check in with how the food was, or make any other appearances. I've been treated better at fast food spots, to be honest.
To an extent, it was probably a good thing that the server didn't make any inquiries about how things were going, because we would not have had much positive to report: the sandwiches and fries were largely flavorless (despite my "An"imal Burger being covered in sauce, it was just a heap of nothingness), the ambience was non-existent (I felt like I was a package at an Amazon sorting center with the way the dining area was designed), and this was all despite the prices being relatively high. Usually in life, you want fast, good, and affordable, and you have to pick your top two. Here we got none.
I reserve one star reviews for places with no redeeming qualities, and The Answer does have two great qualities to save it from that fate: 1) the beer menu is fantastic, and I am now a convert to Jackie O's Dark Apparition, which is probably one of the top three stouts I have ever had. I do not want to come back here but if someone wanted me to take them to a bar with a good stout, I might make an exception just for this beer, 2) They have a ton of parking in the back of the store, which is a welcome change of pace for Richmond where parking spots are becoming increasingly rare and expensive.
If you're looking for an elegant selection of craft beers and don't care about ambience, you could give this place a shot. If you're looking for food, fun, or fantastic service, keep on looking.
Overall: 2.0 stars
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Pros:
- Outstanding beer menu, and I highly recommend Jackie O's Dark Apparition stout.
- Plenty of parking in the back of the store makes this an easy visit.
Cons:
- Some of the worst service I have received in years, which is impressive considering how low the bar has fallen in the restaurant industry since turnover skyrocketed.
- The food is bland and flavorless and I apologize to my tastebuds for even deigning to finish it.
- Prices are high, despite the low value provided.
- No ambience to speak of. We sat at a table instead of the bar, so maybe the bar is nicer, though I would never consider bringing a date here regardless.