Alex L.
Yelp
I liked the Ath, I'd definitely recommend
The purpose of my visit was a spa day with a good friend
Nestled cozily on Piccadilly, heart of Mayfair
Across the road from Green Park, a short walk from the tube, and there.
The service upstairs was exceptional, doorman quite kind
He had pep in his step and a twinkle in his eye,
In Central London early Thursday morning, that's hard to find.
Wasn't crazy about the lobby decor, it was a bit eclectic
But I guess that's a part of the charm, so I overlooked it
Served straight away, to the lower ground floor.
A selection of magazines so one could never be bored
Greeted at the counter, straight to the dressing rooms
Which were so tiny, could hardly turn around, felt a bit entombed
After a quick change, we perused the services there
Fair reader, be warned the prices may give you quite a scare.
So we settled on two each, for xxx quid
It was spendy, but find a voucher on LastMinute, we did.
I sipped peach juice while my companion chose sparkling water
Also had a selection of nuts and magazines, but not much other fodder
But on to the services, four I can speak of
The massage, facial, body wrap, exfoliation, including full use of the hot tubs.
My companion chose the massage and body wrap
We both thought she would be mummified, but it was not that
Covered in some sort of mud, and wrapped in plastic
It was not what she hoped for, and left her feeling a bit inelastic
She also did not really enjoy the massage.
And was not reduced to the typical oohs and ahhs
Meaning, they did not relieve all of the tension
And left her back feeling the same-though too polite to mention.
I quite enjoyed the facial, it was my favourite service.
My face felt clarified, cucumbers on my eyes, as nice as a granted xmas wish
But the body exfoliant was cold, they could have warmed it.
But then again, we know I am not one to nit pick. ;)
The wet area was nice, though a bit small.
Controllable jacuzzi, sauna, steam room, they had it all.
Out of all my spa experiences, I must say
The Ath was nice, but not my fav by way.