Teala A.
Yelp
I'm not going to trash talk based on a bad experience like some folks, because running a club is hard and being staff is harder.... And frankly, Drunk people are awful.
Generally, this is a decent club with good music. I appreciate the reasonable drink prices too .... Yes, prices have gone up, this is how late stage capitalism works y'all ...but it's still cheaper than SF, Seattle, and LA. Also, If you want fewer crowds and more old school goth/industrial vibes, avoid the weekends and hit the weekdays and the live shows. The musicians coming through here are awesome. Support them!
But there are a few legit things that would improve this place leaps and bounds, that I'm constantly baffled by.
Bad dance floor flow: People line up for bars THROUGH THE DANCE FLOORS. WWWHHYYYYYY???? The upstairs dance floor is already tiny and gets destroyed by arriving patrons, so it's impossible when folks start lining up for the upstairs bar in the front room. Why they don't just run the bar out of the back room is wild to me....And downstairs, where the only proper dance floor lives, the line for the bar bisects the whole space!!!. Instead of having folks line up along the edge of the dance floor or at an angle, they allow the whole dance floor to be blocked.
No coat check: look y'all, I get it.... Portland is still a charming, generally safe town, but for goddess sake, it rains half the year, set up a damn coat check for your patrons.