Bryan D.
Yelp
The good: Nice country views, patio, live music.
The bad:
Everything else. Insulting prices for the quality, presentation, and portion of food. We took the hour-long drive after seeing the pictures and reviewing the menu. Wow, what a disappointment, Probably the worst experience ever. Insulting.
No, really.
This review may read like a joke, but it's not.
Let's break it down:
They had "ceviche" on the menu. I love ceviche. At $16.00, I don't think I'd be wrong to expect an actual plate of ceviche. What I got was a tiny, 4oz plastic container usually reserved for a side of ketchup. Upon inspection, I saw part of a shrimp, a piece of fish, and a bit of avocado. Of course, served with stale, soggy chips. When we asked about the soggy chips, the staff answered "oh, maybe they're soggy because we put too much salt." So, we took it back and "exchanged" it for something that perhaps matched the place better, a pound of chicken wings. For that same $16.00 we got 8 wings and they were OK, but a bit chewy.
We also ordered the $21.00 baby back ribs. They called the cook, "king of the smoker." They were OK, I guess, if you like dry, overcooked ribs. But that's the good part. Of course, a tiny side of fries is an additional $6.00. It was half slab and the included sides (cole slaw, pickles) were served in tiny 1oz plastic containers. See picture!
We also tried the "watermelon Greek salad." Now, lots of places have their version, but this is like the frat-house version with some cubed watermelon, sliced tomatoes, feta, olives, pine nuts and dressing that wasn't Greek served in a box. No greens.
OK, maybe expecting a gourmet experience at these prices is being snooty. You would think that a $16.00 burger would be their saving grace, well, they didn't disappoint. It looked like it came out of your high-school cafeteria. Of course, the tiny side of fries is an additional $6.00.
So, if you come for the music, stick to the drinks and eat at Wendy's or Chick-Fil-A prior. At least their salads have greens and their platters come with fries. Oh, and did I mention you order the same way? Yeah, no service.