Sasha M.
Yelp
I have never been to Dirty Rabbit and was so excited or this! The location/setting and vibe exceed my expectations. However, the service received by the host, some waiters and the food were a true disappointment.
THE PLACE: Dirty Rabbit located in Wynwood, has tricky parking expected for this area. They do offer valet. Dirty Rabbit has both indoor and outdoor seating available (depending the time you go). Plenty of picture worthy spots for any or no occasion - probably the most impressive part. Cleanliness, yes, some, but not as ive seen in other places. Bathroom hygiene needs some work.
THE FOOD: For food, we tried the chicken nuggets which really were very good in taste, but the portion was an insult to the guests. Basically 2 pieces of chicken for 9 dollars I think. Not to mention it was drenched in oil. We also had the empanadas, which were simply ok but again, drenched in oil, so greasy. For drinks, we had the Rabbit hole, which was delicious! So refreshing, strong enough but not bitter. We also have the "Red queen" pretty good but a bit strong and the "Mad hatter essence" which was outstanding.
THE SERVICE: We stood in right in front of the host atleast 3-5 mins (thin with had long black hair) and she literally ignored us the whole time! We spoke to her several times and she never acknowledged us. I was ready to leave. So my boyfriend tried one more time and THEN she replies, but you could tell she wasn't interested in helping us - general bad attitude. For reference, it was 5pm, and not busy. Our waiter was kind and was hosting about 5 tables in our area, while the other waiters just stood around chatting in front of a fan. They didn't help her nor were even capable of smiling when passing by guests. It was infuriating to see and employees such as these, shouldn't be employed as they will drive your guests away.
THE TAB: Ended up paying 85 dollars for 4 drinks, nothing else! I know this is Wynwood and Miami for that matter, but 85 for 4 drink WITH a service fee of 20%? That's absurd.
Bottom line, would I return? yes, to party, but I wouldn't spend any money here as it isn't worth it. I rather spend the same or more, but in a place that is friendly and give me bank for my buck.
Lori (dressed as a lion), Alejandro and a tall bald guy were good, were team players and had a great attitude.