Dave H.
Yelp
Anyone who considers visiting The Fat Duck for dinner really needs to know, up-front, what they are getting themselves into. It is exceptionally expensive. The food is decidedly experimental (although obviously very well-practiced). From what I can tell, there is only one menu -- the dozen-or-so course tasting menu -- which will take the best part of four hours. You won't get much success asking them to "knock up a sandwich" for you. The portions will, for each course, be small (although, after a dozen courses, you're likely to be quite satisfied).
If you don't like the sound of the above aspects of the restaurant, for goodness sake don't go. Save your money, or go somewhere else.
For everyone else, I would not hesitate to recommend this restaurant, as a truly memorable and utterly unique experience.
And I think the word 'experience' is important here. I left the place with a huge, wide-eyed grin on my face, aware that I hadn't really "gone out for a meal" -- it felt more like an immersive and stimulating theatrical experience. With food. Amazing, incredible, absurdly elaborate, intensely flavourful food.
I could probably write a couple of thousand words on the food. But others have already done this, and I doubt that I could add much to what has already been written. Suffice it to say, each course was flawlessly executed, but we all had our different favourites from the lengthy menu.
However, The Fat Duck is really not just about the food. It really is about the experience, mixing taste, smell, presentation, sounds (including one course which the diners were encouraged to eat whilst listening to sounds of the sea from an iPod hidden inside a conch shell) and psychology.
It's that latter element, the subtle psychology of how some of the courses were delivered, that I realised afterwards truly sets this restaurant apart from others. The meal was delivered in a way that provoked genuine curiosity and excitement, very cleverly executed.
We chose not to drink too much wine -- a couple of bottles, shared between six people, over four hours -- for two reasons. Firstly, the wine is really very pricey indeed (although quite excellent). Secondly, and I can't imagine saying this about many restaurants, drinking too much would take the focus away from the amazing food.
The service was, in my experience, unparalled. Everything was delivered with flawless precision by a host of smart, courteous, pleasant waiters. All dishes were delivered to the table in unison -- three waiters per table taking care to place the dishes in front of us at exactly the same time. Each course was explained to us as it arrived, often with a nod towards the theatrical (including, for example, references to Alice in Wonderland and the Mad Hatter's tea party, when serving the Mock Turtle Soup).
Finally, I was pleased to see that the 'little touches' did not disappoint. They did not charge for bread, butter and still/sparkling water. (Sure, when you're paying £160 for a meal (without wine), you really wouldn't expect them to charge for these, but some pricey restaurants still do.) We were given souvenir menus, in delightfully tactile envelopes, to take away with us. The packaging of the final course (Kid in a Sweet Shop) was delightfully well put together, to the extent that I also took some of that home. The cutlery and glassware was all excellent. And so on.
For me, it was an unforgettable experience.