Anthony C.
Yelp
Ate here for the first time - first off I want to make it clear that the staff was friendly and excellent, Grade A team working behind the counter. Clean establishment, saw them take care of the kitchen.
For those first visiting, at the end of preparing your meal you are offered 3 sauces: BBQ sauce, the famous white sauce, and a red sauce which I have nicknamed Atomic Diarrhea.
When they ask you "How many lines do you want" after selecting the latter option, they mean how many lengths of Bowel Napalm sauce should they squirt onto your meal, which they apparently meter by the line.
Any more than 2-4, or if you use the entire little cup they give to you for having it on the side, and you're in for a very very rough day later. Just trust me on this one. I love spicy food ("If I'm not crying, I'm not happy") but this red sauce has a bit of a delayed fuse to it, so you can eat a ton and think you're fine for a bit. Trust me, you ain't fine.
The beer gyro itself I tried was actually decent, if not slightly salty for the meat and a little messy/complicated to eat compared to other gyros (see picture). Jalapeños are pickled and not raw, which is a huge plus to me personally.
I also tried the bowl, which is where you get enough food to resume eating later - chicken was decent, nothing to write home about but it's not a 5 star restaurant so it's good for what it is.
Don't skimp on the white sauce, it earns its reputation. The red sauce, on the other hand, is capable of spicing your life up from the inside out. Do not eat that if you're nursing, have IBS, or have anything important to do the next day. Less is more. Here be literal dragons. I have warned you.