Mohamed D.
Google
The Happy Uncles .. left me an Unhappy Uncle 🥴 on 23rd Jan 2026
Summary: 3/10, food 3 of 8 dishes excessive salt , 3+hours to serve 10 total diners, location on an industrial estate with customers toilets in the car park !, dessert inedible was over sweet & one dimensional. More focus was on plating than on taste.
Detailed Review: Such high expectations were set for @the_happy_uncles, based on reviews and pictures, had it saved on my top places to dine in Cape Town, being a Special place for a South African halal fine dining experience of 8 course etc etc..including amuse bouche
They had changed the menu from the advertised menu as “the new menu” some items were same.
The overall time of food service took 3hours+ to deliver 8 courses, for 10 customers !
3 dishes were too salty (not just over seasoned),almost inedible level of salt …
1st course was amuse bouche.. too salty
2nd course was a savoury tart .. too salty
3rd course was a mushroom ++ in a mini eclair .. too salty
4th Fourth Course was a carrot many ways , correct seasoning and probably the best dish served , but best eaten with a spoon
5th was a palate cleanser, was ok
6th course was fish and daal course but was too hungry between the courses forgot to take a picture
7th course was a beef, veg and jus (but the jus was overpowered with cloves)
8th course dessert was a disaster both of us hardly touched it , one dimensional white chocolate with chantilly cream with honey and vanilla ice cream , no acidity or texture and over sweet based on the combination
Lastly location , it’s in an industrial estate, next to a container park and if you need to goto toilet it’s in the car park , outside the restaurant. !
So on multiple fronts i wouldn’t bother sadly , would expect for the type of food and price of rand 1000++ in an nice ambiance place more central or on river front
Sorry guys but need to be honest