Jeff P.
Yelp
(Pub #2 in our Top 20 cyber-Yelp pub crawl in London.)
"Yes, yes, ya'll. Who got the vibe? It's the Tribe ya'll. Tribe ya'll. Real live ya'll. Live ya'll"
Tribe of beer nerds, that is. What colour is my beer ya'll? "BROWWWWWWWWN." (I give you one guess as to what I was just listening to...) This place is beer geek heaven. Easily, one of the best pubs you will ever go to in your measly little life, and my 5+ star rating just aint good enough. The only negatives I can spill are that everyone now knows about this place, and it is a serious sausage fest. I can't tell you how many male groins and asses I've had to push past to get to the bar or the bathroom. Hey, maybe you like that kind of thing. Enjoy. And ladies, if you are looking for a beer nerd man, I found your spot. He might not be very attractive with a well developed beer gut, and he will be able to bore you to death about what type of hops was used for his pint. But he's a keeper!
When this place is mobbed (every minute they are open), my advice is to take your pint outside if the weather is nice and enjoy. Pints are well pulled, and the beer list is staggering. The staff rocks. Just tell them what you like, and they will steer you towards something fantastic. The Harp's beer list includes a who's who of every niche British brewery you've never heard of. Seriously, it's out of control, and the staff know their proverbial shit. If your bird doesn't do English ales, don't you dare order her a mass produced lager. I will fly over there, nick a pint, and smack you, and your bird. Get her a cider or a perry. Never heard of perry, or had a true English cider.? Just order it. She'll like it. And if she doesn't, kick that slag to the curb.
I've never had food here, and really have no desire to at all. That would only take up room for the delicious ale. You probably don't need to eat here, but I have heard the food is decent. Now grab your fanny pack, you know what fanny means in the UK don't you, you seppo, and meet me up at The Lamb and Flag. Its up the street a few blocks in Covent Garden. It's time for pub #3 in our 20 pubs of London crawl. Ohhhhh, you don't think you can handle 20 pints tonight? Wanker.