Jay B.
Yelp
Right as you walk into this place, you can tell they host a hole-in-the-wall space that's about the size of a luxurious studio apartment. And, I know...I'm being extremely generous here. I felt like I was experiencing some serious claustrophobia heading back to the restrooms. I'd sure hate to see what would happen in the event of a fire.
All joking aside though, this Italian Kitchen (see what I did there?) is quaint enough for what they serve. But there are a few quirks I'd like to discuss. Before we do that though..
First, the good: I was surprised at how tasty their complementary house salad was. It's clear the salad dressing is homemade. I also appreciate the fact that it's light, subtle, yet still not stoic in taste. Basically, I liked it. And believe me, plenty of other restaurants have made salads I don't care for.
So, today I ordered a pizza. And....I gotta be honest, it was average. Not the best pizza I've had, but certainly not the worst. I mean, it's fine for what it is....I guess? But this is an authentic Italian restaurant, is it not? I don't think pizza should have crust that resembles the pizza from a gas station with cheese that comes off like the kind served in the school cafeteria. It tasted alright, but it lacked consistency. I...don't know how else to explain it.
One caveat I would throw out there: do not come to this place if you're in a hurry. Because despite this restaurant's modesty in size (they look like they could occupy about 30 persons), the service is that of a snail's pace. I waited nearly 30 minutes...for PIZZA! Some of the best brick oven pizza I've ever had takes about...15 minutes at best. But all together, I think I was there just barely over an hour. It pissed me off because I was trying to get to my son's football game and I just assumed I'd be there a little more than 30 minutes or so. My bad, I guess.
Look, I'm not saying this place is totally middle of the road. Admittedly, I only ordered one dish here and I hope that if I'm in the neighborhood again and have an inordinate amount of time to kill, I'll come back and try the pasta.
Upon initial review however, I can tell you the service is anemically slow, the pizza resembles something that came from a Stouffer's box, the salads are nice, the wine is affordable, and the interior of the restaurant has a strange and cramp setup. It's one of those places where upon receipt of the check, you have to get up from the table and pay at the register (assuming you can find it at first). It's awkwardly located near the back where the kitchen entrance and restrooms are. Plus, there's not even a desk facing inwards as you would expect from most places.
Looks as though whoever said this place feels like walking into someone's living room was totally accurate; take that for better or for worse. I'm giving Italian Kitchen (an epithet who's transparency is rivaled only by The Sushi Place) 3 luxurious studio sized apartments serving harmlessly fine Italian cuisine out of 5.